S1 E7
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Season 1  "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"  1x7

Aired 18 years ago - Nov 03, 2003

Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who is in the habit of walking around his place half naked. Then Alan gets worried about Judith after she becomes friends with the surfer girl.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 1
Rose, you've got to get a hobby.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 2
To make my friend a grilled cheese sandwich.
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Hey, Judith. Alan's at work.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 4
One child drew a record player, another drew a parrot.
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I'm guessing.
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It's hard enough going through this transition all by myself.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 9
I mean, I've always been the good daughter or the good wife.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 10
You know what?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 11
Hey.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 12
Don't fill up. Your mom's taking us out for lunch.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 14
What's to talk about? He's a boy. He saw a woman's ass. He liked it.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 15
No, it's spelled Cankun.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 16
I have my moments, but they're becoming further apart.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 17
but it's important that you know what they mean.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 18
Excuse me, but I met that one, and she was perfect.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 20
These women worked very hard, ate very little,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 22
See, that's the lesson here. Do you get what I'm saying?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 24
Yeah, I'm so glad you called. I just... What?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 25
What do you understand?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 26
She feels like this is crossing a boundary
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 27
I understand.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 29
Why don't you open up another bottle of wine
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 30
He thinks it's my fault that Alan and I are breaking up,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 31
No, we were just hanging out. I'm Cindy.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 32
I met him. He's pretty tightly wound.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 33
I do not understand.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 34
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I brought a Frisbee for your son. It's a Glow-in-the-Dark Pro model.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 36
-Evelyn? -Your mom.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 38
Come on. I'll show you some exercises before we hit the shower.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 39
Your girlfriend and my wife. Surfing. Showering. Rubber suits.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 40
Charlie, what are you gonna do?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 41
God knows what's going on under my roof.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 42
Your wife has taken up surfing.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 43
So what do we know for sure about Cindy and Judith?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 44
And I got to see penguins and a manta ray.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 46
Yeah. When I got home, I went to the movies with Mom and Cindy.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 47
She's not gonna be happy until the whole damn family surfs.
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She gets all bent out of shape when Cindy
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is a big part of what drove Judith away in the first place.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 50
Listen, if she really is gay, then there's nothing you can do about it.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 2
To make my friend a grilled cheese sandwich.
#2
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Hey, Judith. Alan's at work.
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 4
One child drew a record player, another drew a parrot.
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 5 #5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 6 #6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 7
I'm guessing.
#7
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It's hard enough going through this transition all by myself.
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 9
I mean, I've always been the good daughter or the good wife.
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 10
You know what?
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 11
Hey.
#11
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Don't fill up. Your mom's taking us out for lunch.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 13 #13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 14
What's to talk about? He's a boy. He saw a woman's ass. He liked it.
#14
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No, it's spelled Cankun.
#15
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I have my moments, but they're becoming further apart.
#16
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but it's important that you know what they mean.
#17
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Excuse me, but I met that one, and she was perfect.
#18
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These women worked very hard, ate very little,
#20
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See, that's the lesson here. Do you get what I'm saying?
#22
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Yeah, I'm so glad you called. I just... What?
#24
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What do you understand?
#25
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She feels like this is crossing a boundary
#26
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I understand.
#27
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Why don't you open up another bottle of wine
#29
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He thinks it's my fault that Alan and I are breaking up,
#30
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No, we were just hanging out. I'm Cindy.
#31
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I met him. He's pretty tightly wound.
#32
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I do not understand.
#33
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I brought a Frisbee for your son. It's a Glow-in-the-Dark Pro model.
#35
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-Evelyn? -Your mom.
#36
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Come on. I'll show you some exercises before we hit the shower.
#38
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Your girlfriend and my wife. Surfing. Showering. Rubber suits.
#39
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Charlie, what are you gonna do?
#40
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God knows what's going on under my roof.
#41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 42
Your wife has taken up surfing.
#42
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So what do we know for sure about Cindy and Judith?
#43
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And I got to see penguins and a manta ray.
#44
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Yeah. When I got home, I went to the movies with Mom and Cindy.
#46
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She's not gonna be happy until the whole damn family surfs.
#47
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She gets all bent out of shape when Cindy
#48
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is a big part of what drove Judith away in the first place.
#49
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Listen, if she really is gay, then there's nothing you can do about it.
#50