S1 E23
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Season 1  "Just Like Buffalo"  1x23

Aired 18 years ago - May 17, 2004

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 1
It's not funny ha-ha so much as not funny.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 3
So, you're never going to get married?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 4
Okay, bye-bye.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 5
Tiffany, how can you not be when you look at something like that?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 6
or all the expensive toys I'm always buying him.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 7
What kind of a man doesn't make room in his life for his own family?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 10
Get out? She's upset with me because of you!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 11
Or a support group just for angry women?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 12
and cleaning the house.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 13
You want to go to the movies with me?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 14
"plus gratuitous nudity. "
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 15
She still talking to you after last weekend?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 16
No, I'd love to try again.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 17
She still busting your chops about what Jake said?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 18
Poor Satan. He'll come for your soul and he'll leave empty-handed.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 20
Judith, how many times have I asked you to have him ready when I...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 22
- Yes, I know, but... - Judith feels she can no longer
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 23
- Who are you? - They are my friends.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 24
You're absolutely right. Judith, tell him what we agreed.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 25
You know what? Maybe I have a problem with Jake being in this toxic environment.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 27
- Where are the pancakes? - What pancakes?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 28
I'm sorry, man. I told you to blame it all on me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 29
The trick with women is to split them off from the herd, one by one.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 30
Do you hear yourself? "Buffalo Gals"? Are you insane?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 31
Apparently Jake took something I said out of context
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 32
you don't necessarily need yet another woman
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 33
Morning, everybody. I brought real maple syrup for the pancakes.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 35
See? Just like buffalo.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 38
Okay, I am a jerk, I am immature, I am self-centered, I am...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 39
Charlie, we are having a meeting.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 40
Listen, I know I can't come in here and ask to be forgiven
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 42
We are not a bunch of sorority girls you can charm with your big, brown eyes.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 43
deep down, I have intimacy issues that probably go back to my mom.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 45
other than to raise them as humans?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 46
I mean, some of us haven't been blessed with the little ones the way you have.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 47
But let's talk for a minute about how he's influenced me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 49
Okay, who's ready for a refill?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 50
- You are terrible! - I'm serious.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 2 #2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 3
So, you're never going to get married?
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 4
Okay, bye-bye.
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 5
Tiffany, how can you not be when you look at something like that?
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 6
or all the expensive toys I'm always buying him.
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 7
What kind of a man doesn't make room in his life for his own family?
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 8 #8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 9 #9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 10
Get out? She's upset with me because of you!
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 11
Or a support group just for angry women?
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 12
and cleaning the house.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 13
You want to go to the movies with me?
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 14
"plus gratuitous nudity. "
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 15
She still talking to you after last weekend?
#15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 16
No, I'd love to try again.
#16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 17
She still busting your chops about what Jake said?
#17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 18
Poor Satan. He'll come for your soul and he'll leave empty-handed.
#18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 19 #19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 20
Judith, how many times have I asked you to have him ready when I...
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 21 #21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 22
- Yes, I know, but... - Judith feels she can no longer
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 23
- Who are you? - They are my friends.
#23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 24
You're absolutely right. Judith, tell him what we agreed.
#24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 25
You know what? Maybe I have a problem with Jake being in this toxic environment.
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 26 #26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 27
- Where are the pancakes? - What pancakes?
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 28
I'm sorry, man. I told you to blame it all on me.
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 29
The trick with women is to split them off from the herd, one by one.
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 30
Do you hear yourself? "Buffalo Gals"? Are you insane?
#30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 31
Apparently Jake took something I said out of context
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 32
you don't necessarily need yet another woman
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 33
Morning, everybody. I brought real maple syrup for the pancakes.
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 34 #34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 35
See? Just like buffalo.
#35
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Okay, I am a jerk, I am immature, I am self-centered, I am...
#38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 39
Charlie, we are having a meeting.
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 40
Listen, I know I can't come in here and ask to be forgiven
#40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 41 #41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 42
We are not a bunch of sorority girls you can charm with your big, brown eyes.
#42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 43
deep down, I have intimacy issues that probably go back to my mom.
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 44 #44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 45
other than to raise them as humans?
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 46
I mean, some of us haven't been blessed with the little ones the way you have.
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 47
But let's talk for a minute about how he's influenced me.
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 49
Okay, who's ready for a refill?
#49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 50
- You are terrible! - I'm serious.
#50