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Season 10

Aired 7 years ago - May 09, 2013

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

Aired 7 years ago - May 02, 2013

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

Aired 7 years ago - Apr 25, 2013

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

Aired 7 years ago - Apr 04, 2013

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

Aired 7 years ago - Mar 14, 2013

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Aired 7 years ago - Mar 07, 2013

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

Aired 7 years ago - Feb 21, 2013

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

Aired 7 years ago - Feb 14, 2013

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

Aired 7 years ago - Feb 07, 2013

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

Aired 7 years ago - Jan 31, 2013

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

Aired 7 years ago - Jan 10, 2013

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

Aired 7 years ago - Jan 03, 2013

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 1
There is no next one.
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You have to say that; I have sex with you.
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Too late, because I am fierce.
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You get the tequila, I'll go put on some heels.
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Yeah.
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Uh, do you mind?
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I-I think I need to sit down.
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I want you to invest in her fashion designs.
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I'm Sam Wilson. I'm broke.
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You are taking an unnecessary risk right now.
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But I'll have to see some of her sketches first.
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Awfully rude for a guy who wants my money.
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What are you talking about?
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It was actually a really interesting conversation.
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Well, he's in a position to help you.
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so you can show him your designs.
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you have to sleep with him?
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W-Why are you wearing pajamas?
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Uh, Alan, Kate brought her portfolio to show you.
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Mm.
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Velvet.
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Hey, hey, you have your character, I have mine.
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Okay, here we are.
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Well, it depends. If I had enough money,
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But I believe in her, and I want to take a chance.
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$60,000.
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What are you thanking me for?
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caring, genuine person I've ever met, Sam Wilson.
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Well, it just seems like, um,
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Do you think I'm fat?
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It's 3:00 in the morning.
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The worst part is...
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Oh, uh, yeah, you know,
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Wait, watch this.
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Back.
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I mean, the stress of living a lie
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who can't pop his weasel, not Walden Schmidt.
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Or you're gonna need a little help.
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who'll give you a stiffy in no time.
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I'm not looking to frighten anybody.
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I'm gonna start you off
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Knocked on every door in the neighborhood,
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Don't worry, Russell, he's cool.
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"explosive diarrhea, nipple discoloration, death,
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Don't want these to go to waste.
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What's going on?
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and I wouldn't want you to think it's because I wasn't enchanted
Aired 7 years ago - Dec 13, 2012

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

Aired 7 years ago - Dec 06, 2012

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

Aired 7 years ago - Nov 29, 2012

Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

Aired 7 years ago - Nov 15, 2012

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

Aired 7 years ago - Nov 08, 2012

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

Aired 7 years ago - Nov 01, 2012

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

Aired 8 years ago - Oct 25, 2012

Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose.

Aired 8 years ago - Oct 18, 2012

A friend's visiting daughter makes Walden feel his age.

Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 4 (S10E04) - 1
...and she's thinking about moving here, so I told him
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Oh, perfect. You might lose a friend,
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Oh, my,
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and then, the year before that, I was a slutty cat,
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I have a gay friend. His name is Russell.
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You know, I can always keep working as a dental assistant.
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Pull their teeth right out of their little heads.
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Could you put some suntan lotion on my back?
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Okay.
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Uh, I just need to do this thing
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But this one time, I left it out in the rain,
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You know, it's like a... like a doughnut, but long and Mexican.
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She's a great kid.
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Uh-huh.
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Hi.
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This is a nice bed.
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and you came to visit us, and we all went to the state fair.
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but it was actually okay, 'cause by that time, I changed over
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so you said you'd sit next to her, but I wanted you
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Aw.
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Listen, um, I have this idea.
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you'd like to hook up with my mom.
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Probably from all them dry cleaning fumes.
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Just think about it, okay?
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Good night.
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Count your blessings.
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until finally I got tired of introducing myself.
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I got a weekend pass, so I took a train in
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Well, that's cool, too.
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And when he finally had enough strength to fly on his own,
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But... I didn't have to feed Mr. Mittens that day.
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being there the first time Beavis met Butthead.
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Oh, no, I wasn't saying... No, I am young, Alan.
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Glad you like it.
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You know 'aloha' means 'hello' and 'good-bye'"?
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Yeah, really cool.
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you should never smoke pot before you go to church.
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I mean, it's funny. Normally... You are just
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Thanks.
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Missi still sleeping?
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I'm gonna take her some breakfast. Mm.
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I really loved hanging out with you this weekend.
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Well, here's the thing, Jake.
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You know, like if you get a crack in your windshield,
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I can't just throw that away.
Aired 8 years ago - Oct 11, 2012

Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.

Aired 8 years ago - Oct 04, 2012

Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.

Aired 8 years ago - Sep 27, 2012

Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.