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Season 10  "One Nut Johnson"  10x10

Aired 11 years ago - Dec 06, 2012

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

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Take it. What?
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My point is, you can be whoever you want to be.
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on some scrubs and say I came from surgery.
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Uh, that's a little gay.
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what your name would be as a porn star,
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like something easy to believe.
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Really? There's got to be, like, a million Sam Wilsons.
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Male.
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I mean, where else can you buy pants, shoes, lettuce,
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He's not joining the Village People.
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the hang of this place. So, if you'll excuse me,
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Yeah, hang on. Let me just...
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I probably shouldn't. I mean, for the price of this jacket,
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Sam... Sam Wilson.
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Anyway, after it got ripped off on the barbed wire,
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Pretty good.
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I mean, I'm the guy dating their mom.
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Okay. Bye, Dad. Bye.
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on your body-- I've never done that.
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Ooh, you got the deluxe model.
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Casio?
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Got it.
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Nothing.
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So, Sam, tell me about yourself.
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It wasn't our government.
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I designed this dress
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and who's not constantly trying to impress me
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All right, you see the last star on the handle?
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When I was 12 I wanted a dirt bike.
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I already did.
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Thanks so much for picking us up.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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and we'll go our separate ways.
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It's a crappy shirt, but he'll give it to you.
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So, Kate, Sam tells me you're poor like him.
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He's a big, fizzy douche.
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even people with really big penises.
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Unbelievable. You're having fun living my life.
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When are you going to introduce her to Walden Schmidt?
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Yeah. Alan wants me
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Yeah, just until you have enough money to afford your own place.
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Okay, clearly we differ in our definition of "benefits."
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