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Season 10  "Welcome to Alancrest"  10x12

Aired 9 years ago - Jan 03, 2013

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 1
There is no next one.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 2
You have to say that; I have sex with you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 3
Too late, because I am fierce.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 4
You get the tequila, I'll go put on some heels.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 5
Yeah.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 6
Uh, do you mind?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 7
I-I think I need to sit down.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 8
I want you to invest in her fashion designs.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 9
I'm Sam Wilson. I'm broke.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 10
You are taking an unnecessary risk right now.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 11
But I'll have to see some of her sketches first.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 12
Awfully rude for a guy who wants my money.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 13
What are you talking about?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 14
It was actually a really interesting conversation.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 15
Well, he's in a position to help you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 16
so you can show him your designs.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 17
you have to sleep with him?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 18
W-Why are you wearing pajamas?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 20
Uh, Alan, Kate brought her portfolio to show you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 21
Mm.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 22
Velvet.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 24
Hey, hey, you have your character, I have mine.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 25
Okay, here we are.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 26
Well, it depends. If I had enough money,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 27
But I believe in her, and I want to take a chance.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 28
$60,000.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 29
What are you thanking me for?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 30
caring, genuine person I've ever met, Sam Wilson.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 31
Well, it just seems like, um,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 32
Do you think I'm fat?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 34
It's 3:00 in the morning.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 35
The worst part is...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 36
Oh, uh, yeah, you know,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 37
Wait, watch this.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 38
Back.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 39
I mean, the stress of living a lie
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 40
who can't pop his weasel, not Walden Schmidt.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 41
Or you're gonna need a little help.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 42
who'll give you a stiffy in no time.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 43
I'm not looking to frighten anybody.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 44
I'm gonna start you off
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 45
Knocked on every door in the neighborhood,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 46
Don't worry, Russell, he's cool.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 47
"explosive diarrhea, nipple discoloration, death,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 48
Don't want these to go to waste.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 49
What's going on?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 50
and I wouldn't want you to think it's because I wasn't enchanted

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 2
You have to say that; I have sex with you.
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 3
Too late, because I am fierce.
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 4
You get the tequila, I'll go put on some heels.
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 5
Yeah.
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 6
Uh, do you mind?
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 7
I-I think I need to sit down.
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 8
I want you to invest in her fashion designs.
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 9
I'm Sam Wilson. I'm broke.
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 10
You are taking an unnecessary risk right now.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 11
But I'll have to see some of her sketches first.
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 12
Awfully rude for a guy who wants my money.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 13
What are you talking about?
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 14
It was actually a really interesting conversation.
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 15
Well, he's in a position to help you.
#15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 16
so you can show him your designs.
#16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 17
you have to sleep with him?
#17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 18
W-Why are you wearing pajamas?
#18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 19 #19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 20
Uh, Alan, Kate brought her portfolio to show you.
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 21
Mm.
#21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 22
Velvet.
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 23 #23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 24
Hey, hey, you have your character, I have mine.
#24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 25
Okay, here we are.
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 26
Well, it depends. If I had enough money,
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 27
But I believe in her, and I want to take a chance.
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 28
$60,000.
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 29
What are you thanking me for?
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 30
caring, genuine person I've ever met, Sam Wilson.
#30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 31
Well, it just seems like, um,
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 32
Do you think I'm fat?
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 33 #33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 34
It's 3:00 in the morning.
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 35
The worst part is...
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 36
Oh, uh, yeah, you know,
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 37
Wait, watch this.
#37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 38
Back.
#38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 39
I mean, the stress of living a lie
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 40
who can't pop his weasel, not Walden Schmidt.
#40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 41
Or you're gonna need a little help.
#41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 42
who'll give you a stiffy in no time.
#42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 43
I'm not looking to frighten anybody.
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 44
I'm gonna start you off
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 45
Knocked on every door in the neighborhood,
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 46
Don't worry, Russell, he's cool.
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 47
"explosive diarrhea, nipple discoloration, death,
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 48
Don't want these to go to waste.
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 49
What's going on?
#49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 (S10E12) - 50
and I wouldn't want you to think it's because I wasn't enchanted
#50