S10 E7
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Season 10  "Avoid the Chinese Mustard"  10x7

Aired 9 years ago - Nov 08, 2012

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 2
Uh, that's okay. I don't really have much.
#2
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Well, then, come on.
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Wait for it.
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What are you doing here?
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I come here 'cause they have a great collection
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Just for the record, I wasn't hitting on you.
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What do you do?
#12
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What do you mean, am I just not talented?
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You, uh, kiss a girl, see fireworks,
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God didn't have my agent.
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You see, here's the thing.
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What if
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Okay, so,
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Walden Schmidt. Google me.
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You know how weird this is, right?
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Morning. Where's Jake?
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I love you dearly, but you got to shut up.
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That's exactly the way that I like it.
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Oh, this is a smelly old shirt, and I haven't showered.
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Is this the residence of Private Jake Harper?
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Uh, well, I-I... I haven't seen him.
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Jake?
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All right, all right, enough. Just go get your things,
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You think you can bring him back to his senses?
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She cannot become my daughter-in-law.
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Why? I love you and you love me, right?
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You know, like ice cream sundaes
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Oh, come on, drunk guys are hot.
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You're smart, you're funny,
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See, here's the thing.
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Wh... No, it's not.
#39
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would you still feel that?
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for real real.
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What do you care?
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had a three-hour brain freeze and my pee looked like Windex.
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Yeah, we did.
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Ah, she's off for the day.
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It's just...
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and you go to the top of the steepest hill you can find,
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Nobody should settle for anything less.
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wants to really be my girlfriend.
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