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Season 7

Aired 14 years ago - May 24, 2010

Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

Aired 14 years ago - May 17, 2010

Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

Aired 14 years ago - May 10, 2010

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"

Aired 14 years ago - Apr 12, 2010

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

Aired 14 years ago - Mar 22, 2010

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

Aired 14 years ago - Mar 08, 2010

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Aired 14 years ago - Mar 01, 2010

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

Aired 14 years ago - Feb 08, 2010

Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.

Aired 14 years ago - Feb 01, 2010

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

Aired 14 years ago - Jan 18, 2010

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

Aired 14 years ago - Jan 11, 2010

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

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until I have a sense of where things are going.
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I mean, is it so much to ask to make a connection with another human being?
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What's taking you so long?
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So what happened? First of all, she wasn't so much perky as porky.
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It's really a victimless crime, don't you think?
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Heard any good jokes lately?
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Hold on, hold on, it's that baby that trades stocks.
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that maybe, you know, after the game...
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The kid's a stone-cold bummer, Alan.
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So we've got something in common.
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At the food court? I love that place.
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Fart jokes, pie and Celeste.
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Trust me, you have not had dog love yet.
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who catches you in a motel room and beats you near to death
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Hey, hey, hey, nobody likes a smartass.
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Shh... kabob.
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Oh, boy.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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Can we talk about this when I get home?
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you know, with the economy and everything,
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♪ With you I was blessed, but I failed the test ♪
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♪ Out of my chest ♪
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I want to apologize for sending you down a bad road
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Ooh, pulling out the big guns.
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Uh, no, no.
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Listen, if you really want to get Celeste back, you man up,
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Do I really say "blah, blah, blah"?
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I'd like that.
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Well, you can tell her the truth.
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♪ Oh, Celeste, I am congested ♪
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You sang that song, didn't you?
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Then I said if she never wants to see me again, I'd understand.
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Okay, well...
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No, you're not.
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in my day, and this is not unnatural.
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Hi.
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What do you think?
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and less cereals that help you poop.
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but I'm kind of on a Froot Loops kick now. Terrific.
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I've been with a lot of women,
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Yeah, that's what my mom says.
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(hushed): Herb!
Aired 14 years ago - Dec 15, 2009

Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.

Aired 15 years ago - Dec 07, 2009

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Aired 15 years ago - Nov 23, 2009

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

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Plus, I won't snap at her if she reaches for one of my fries.
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And what about this? Where's this gonna be tonight?
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Not good enough. With underwear, there's no gray area.
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If he can score just once before I die, my life will have been worthwhile.
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- Really. - Yeah.
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All right. I need you out of the house so I can be alone with Chelsea.
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"Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair.
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...designed for the active man on the go.
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It's guaranteed not to smear, drip or ignite under normal circumstances.
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It's from Eastern Europe. They don't have to worry about pesky FDA regulations.
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- Don't pout. - I'm not pouting.
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Because I think mine was pretty obvious.
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...to have found the man I want to spend the rest of my life with.
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No, it did not. Once my hair started dripping on her chicken Marsala...
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If the date was so bad, why are you home so late?
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- What the hell is he doing? - Trying to sneak in 2 hours after curfew.
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- I'll remember. - I'll act surprised.
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Before you know it, you find yourself daydreaming...
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So that's it? That's all I have to look forward to?
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Orgasms is one of the few things I bring to the table in this relationship.
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Man, I hope I can hold onto this buzz until the Sparkletts guy gets here.
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Well, believe it or not, I wanted to ask your advice about women.
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Uh-huh.
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My question is, how do you live with yourself?
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This is what happened with you and Judith?
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Your problem is your male ego is tied to your partner's sexual pleasure.
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Charlie, our people have spent thousands of years...
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Perhaps, but the Talmud teaches us that the true worth of a man...
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Oh! I gotta go.
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You do realize that at a certain point we'll have to go to bed.
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We'll go to bed when someone's up 100 bucks.
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- Why? - I don't know.
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Aired 15 years ago - Nov 16, 2009

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

Aired 15 years ago - Nov 09, 2009

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

Aired 15 years ago - Nov 02, 2009

Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

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I'll tell you what helps pain. Pain pills.
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- Charlie. - Kidding. Kidding.
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I'm sure if you knew that the weight of my penis was causing me back problems,
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I love you too. I'm gonna go get ready for work.
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Are you out of your freakin' mind?
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Funny. Please, Charlie, I make my living with my hands.
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Now, please stop now. I am duly chastised.
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What do you want me to do? I can't afford to stay in a hotel.
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Hold on.
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Tips and incidentals.
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This one's... apple cinnamon.
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You know, I appreciate this, but I don't think it's going to solve my back problems.
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God, I love that we can talk these things out.
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I'm hoping you'll come with me for support.
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One of these days I'm gonna need you to love me for who I am, despite my old man balls.
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I see.
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All right. You know where the guest room is.
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Night, Mom.
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You have truly given unto me with both hands.
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I don't know why you couldn't have thrown in a sturdy spine so she could tote those things around,
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return her to the path of righteousness and bodaciousness.
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Nothing. I-I just suggested that Chelsea's back pain might benefit from breast reduction surgery.
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Well, anyway, Charlie and I have decided to take a little break from each other,
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Hey, you know, I-I think things are starting to look up.
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So, we'd make an incision here...
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Oh, not the nipples.
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Don't worry. They'll still be perfect when I'm done,
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I have an honorary lifetime membership at the Pussycat Palace.
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I, uh, I made you a cup of tea.
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Oh, don't worry about it. There are no termites. The mold killed them.
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Listen, I was thinking when we're finished with this,
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I can't have my mom buying me shirts, slacks, boxer briefs and possibly dress shoes.
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You've never been arrested, have you?
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Tomorrow? But... that's so soon.
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Oh, come on, just give me some more time.
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Oh, nonsense. You deserve to be pampered a little bit.
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Well, I'm serious. You'll always be my fella.
Aired 15 years ago - Oct 19, 2009

Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

Aired 15 years ago - Oct 12, 2009

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

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What-what,you're gonna walk home?
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All right,all right. All right,you win, you win.
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- You got a minute? - I'm practicing.
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- You have a problem with Chelsea? - No.
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You're hurting Chelsea's feelings and I need you to make an effort to be nicer to her.
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Good for you. Why do people think you're stupid?
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- No,he's an underachiever. - Where have you been?
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Alan,if I didn't have a place of my own,
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No,I'm saying if you can't afford dog food you don't get a dog.
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Now stop kicking me.
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Then what are you selling? It better not be your liver-- I got dibs.
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- Morning,Charlie. - Hey,Mom. How are you?
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Jake,come back in here and say thank you to Chelsea.
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Oh,welcome,welcome. Please sign in. Take a flyer.
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Anyway,if you're not ready to buy, the owners are willing to lease.
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Um,Mom,I have to go to the bathroom.
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So the people who own this live mostly in New York?
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Oh,welcome,welcome. Please sign in.
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Look,look,look,I would love to have this conversation, but I've got to get to work.
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That's it. I'm done trying with that kid.
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because you didn't want to shell out $59 for a hotel room.
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Besides,I might flip it and move up to something a little bigger.
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Uh,actually I was thinking right here in front of the fireplace...
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- I was taking an interest. - You're an idiot.
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FYI,she can kick your ass.
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So... I guess you owe me an apology.
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give my erectile medication a chance to overcome my anti-depressants.
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- Do you have any club soda? - How the hell would I know?
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What does your mother have to do with it?
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- Why? - Just sit.
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You told Jake that he should be nice to me because I was oversensitive?
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Aired 15 years ago - Oct 05, 2009

Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

Aired 15 years ago - Sep 28, 2009

When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.

Aired 15 years ago - Sep 21, 2009

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.