S7 E12
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Season 7  "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"  7x12

Aired 12 years ago - Jan 11, 2010

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 1
until I have a sense of where things are going.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 2
I mean, is it so much to ask to make a connection with another human being?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 3
What's taking you so long?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 4
So what happened? First of all, she wasn't so much perky as porky.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 5
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It's really a victimless crime, don't you think?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 8
Heard any good jokes lately?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 10
Hold on, hold on, it's that baby that trades stocks.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 11
that maybe, you know, after the game...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 13
The kid's a stone-cold bummer, Alan.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 14
So we've got something in common.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 15
At the food court? I love that place.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 17
Fart jokes, pie and Celeste.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 18
Trust me, you have not had dog love yet.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 19
who catches you in a motel room and beats you near to death
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 20
Hey, hey, hey, nobody likes a smartass.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 21
Shh... kabob.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 22
Oh, boy.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 24
Shh, shh, shh.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 25
Can we talk about this when I get home?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 26
you know, with the economy and everything,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 27
♪ With you I was blessed, but I failed the test ♪
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 28
♪ Out of my chest ♪
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 29
I want to apologize for sending you down a bad road
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 30
Ooh, pulling out the big guns.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 31
Uh, no, no.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 32
Listen, if you really want to get Celeste back, you man up,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 33
Do I really say "blah, blah, blah"?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 34
I'd like that.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 35
Well, you can tell her the truth.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 37
♪ Oh, Celeste, I am congested ♪
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 38
You sang that song, didn't you?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 39
Then I said if she never wants to see me again, I'd understand.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 40
Okay, well...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 41
No, you're not.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 42
in my day, and this is not unnatural.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 43
Hi.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 45
What do you think?
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and less cereals that help you poop.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 47
but I'm kind of on a Froot Loops kick now. Terrific.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 48
I've been with a lot of women,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 49
Yeah, that's what my mom says.
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(hushed): Herb!

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 2
I mean, is it so much to ask to make a connection with another human being?
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 3
What's taking you so long?
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 4
So what happened? First of all, she wasn't so much perky as porky.
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 5 #5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 6 #6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 7
It's really a victimless crime, don't you think?
#7
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Heard any good jokes lately?
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 9 #9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 10
Hold on, hold on, it's that baby that trades stocks.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 11
that maybe, you know, after the game...
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 13
The kid's a stone-cold bummer, Alan.
#13
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So we've got something in common.
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 15
At the food court? I love that place.
#15
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Fart jokes, pie and Celeste.
#17
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Trust me, you have not had dog love yet.
#18
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who catches you in a motel room and beats you near to death
#19
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Hey, hey, hey, nobody likes a smartass.
#20
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Shh... kabob.
#21
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Oh, boy.
#22
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Shh, shh, shh.
#24
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Can we talk about this when I get home?
#25
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you know, with the economy and everything,
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 27
♪ With you I was blessed, but I failed the test ♪
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 28
♪ Out of my chest ♪
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 29
I want to apologize for sending you down a bad road
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 30
Ooh, pulling out the big guns.
#30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 31
Uh, no, no.
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 32
Listen, if you really want to get Celeste back, you man up,
#32
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Do I really say "blah, blah, blah"?
#33
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I'd like that.
#34
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Well, you can tell her the truth.
#35
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♪ Oh, Celeste, I am congested ♪
#37
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You sang that song, didn't you?
#38
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Then I said if she never wants to see me again, I'd understand.
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 40
Okay, well...
#40
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No, you're not.
#41
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in my day, and this is not unnatural.
#42
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Hi.
#43
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What do you think?
#45
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and less cereals that help you poop.
#46
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but I'm kind of on a Froot Loops kick now. Terrific.
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 48
I've been with a lot of women,
#48
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Yeah, that's what my mom says.
#49
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(hushed): Herb!
#50