S7 E4
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Season 7  "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"  7x4

Aired 12 years ago - Oct 12, 2009

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 1
What-what,you're gonna walk home?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 2
All right,all right. All right,you win, you win.
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- You got a minute? - I'm practicing.
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- You have a problem with Chelsea? - No.
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You're hurting Chelsea's feelings and I need you to make an effort to be nicer to her.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 9
Good for you. Why do people think you're stupid?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 11
- No,he's an underachiever. - Where have you been?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 12
Alan,if I didn't have a place of my own,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 13
No,I'm saying if you can't afford dog food you don't get a dog.
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Now stop kicking me.
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Then what are you selling? It better not be your liver-- I got dibs.
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- Morning,Charlie. - Hey,Mom. How are you?
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Jake,come back in here and say thank you to Chelsea.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 24
Oh,welcome,welcome. Please sign in. Take a flyer.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 25
Anyway,if you're not ready to buy, the owners are willing to lease.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 26
Um,Mom,I have to go to the bathroom.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 27
So the people who own this live mostly in New York?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 28
Oh,welcome,welcome. Please sign in.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 29
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Look,look,look,I would love to have this conversation, but I've got to get to work.
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That's it. I'm done trying with that kid.
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because you didn't want to shell out $59 for a hotel room.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 37
Besides,I might flip it and move up to something a little bigger.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 39
Uh,actually I was thinking right here in front of the fireplace...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 40
- I was taking an interest. - You're an idiot.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 41
FYI,she can kick your ass.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 42
So... I guess you owe me an apology.
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give my erectile medication a chance to overcome my anti-depressants.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 46
- Do you have any club soda? - How the hell would I know?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 47
What does your mother have to do with it?
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- Why? - Just sit.
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You told Jake that he should be nice to me because I was oversensitive?
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 2
All right,all right. All right,you win, you win.
#2
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- You got a minute? - I'm practicing.
#6
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- You have a problem with Chelsea? - No.
#7
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You're hurting Chelsea's feelings and I need you to make an effort to be nicer to her.
#8
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Good for you. Why do people think you're stupid?
#9
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- No,he's an underachiever. - Where have you been?
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 12
Alan,if I didn't have a place of my own,
#12
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No,I'm saying if you can't afford dog food you don't get a dog.
#13
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Now stop kicking me.
#15
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Then what are you selling? It better not be your liver-- I got dibs.
#17
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- Morning,Charlie. - Hey,Mom. How are you?
#19
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Jake,come back in here and say thank you to Chelsea.
#22
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Oh,welcome,welcome. Please sign in. Take a flyer.
#24
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Anyway,if you're not ready to buy, the owners are willing to lease.
#25
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Um,Mom,I have to go to the bathroom.
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 27
So the people who own this live mostly in New York?
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 28
Oh,welcome,welcome. Please sign in.
#28
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Look,look,look,I would love to have this conversation, but I've got to get to work.
#30
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That's it. I'm done trying with that kid.
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because you didn't want to shell out $59 for a hotel room.
#36
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Besides,I might flip it and move up to something a little bigger.
#37
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Uh,actually I was thinking right here in front of the fireplace...
#39
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- I was taking an interest. - You're an idiot.
#40
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FYI,she can kick your ass.
#41
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So... I guess you owe me an apology.
#42
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give my erectile medication a chance to overcome my anti-depressants.
#45
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- Do you have any club soda? - How the hell would I know?
#46
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What does your mother have to do with it?
#47
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- Why? - Just sit.
#48
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You told Jake that he should be nice to me because I was oversensitive?
#49
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