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Season 7  "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"  7x18

Aired 14 years ago - Mar 22, 2010

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 1
What were you thinking? Maybe next week, or...?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 2
Per se.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 3
Uh, uh, their insurance, uh, won't cover chiropractic.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 4
Just 'cause your smile lights up the place.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 5
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 7
He also said it was "fun and fabulous."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 8
You can't glean it from the context?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 9
I once bought a woman a car for the same reason.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 10
1,647 meals in a row
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 11
Thank you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 12
I wonder if I should say hello.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 14
you don't have to put on pants.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 15
We had dinner just the other night.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 16
We had a great time.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 17
For the last time, I am not dying and I'm not sick.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 18
Seriously? The woman is Chelsea's best friend.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 20
And while, yes, that's a triple negative,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 21
not to mention speed bumps and potholes, of which,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 23
Wait a minute.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 24
Well, I love you and I miss you, too.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 26
Well, um... yes and no.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 27
Yeah.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 28
Well... this is awkward.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 29
Of course.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 30
But wouldn't that be... wrong?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 32
When Gail came over,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 33
Not my best work, but I can live with it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 34
Don't be so hard on yourself.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 35
these hands are capable of delivering.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 36
Uh-huh, right before she told me
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 37
I may have done some questionable things in my life,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 38
Better take some steel wool and a cheese grater.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 39
Right, right.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 40
Thank you, Charlie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 42
And I just sat there thinking,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 43
'cause that would reflect badly on everybody.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 44
Well, sometimes you can't appreciate what you've got
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 45
Charlie, no secrets.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 46
Okay, well, you'll never guess who was there getting takeout.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 47
But she's my best friend!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 48
Oh! Lower.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 49
I studied chiropractic
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 50
Well, you're giving me money, and I'm giving you...

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 2
Per se.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 3
Uh, uh, their insurance, uh, won't cover chiropractic.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 4
Just 'cause your smile lights up the place.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 5 #5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 6 #6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 7
He also said it was "fun and fabulous."
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 8
You can't glean it from the context?
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 9
I once bought a woman a car for the same reason.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 10
1,647 meals in a row
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 11
Thank you.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 12
I wonder if I should say hello.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 13 #13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 14
you don't have to put on pants.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 15
We had dinner just the other night.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 16
We had a great time.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 17
For the last time, I am not dying and I'm not sick.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 18
Seriously? The woman is Chelsea's best friend.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 19 #19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 20
And while, yes, that's a triple negative,
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 21
not to mention speed bumps and potholes, of which,
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 22 #22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 23
Wait a minute.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 24
Well, I love you and I miss you, too.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 25 #25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 26
Well, um... yes and no.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 27
Yeah.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 28
Well... this is awkward.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 29
Of course.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 30
But wouldn't that be... wrong?
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 31 #31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 32
When Gail came over,
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 33
Not my best work, but I can live with it.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 34
Don't be so hard on yourself.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 35
these hands are capable of delivering.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 36
Uh-huh, right before she told me
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 37
I may have done some questionable things in my life,
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 38
Better take some steel wool and a cheese grater.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 39
Right, right.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 40
Thank you, Charlie.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 41 #41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 42
And I just sat there thinking,
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 43
'cause that would reflect badly on everybody.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 44
Well, sometimes you can't appreciate what you've got
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 45
Charlie, no secrets.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 46
Okay, well, you'll never guess who was there getting takeout.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 47
But she's my best friend!
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 48
Oh! Lower.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 49
I studied chiropractic
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 50
Well, you're giving me money, and I'm giving you...
#50