S7 E3
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Season 7  "Mmm, Fish. Yum."  7x3

Aired 12 years ago - Oct 05, 2009

Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 2
He knows you resent him living here.
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Thanks.
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"I feel bad about your shoulder, so you just lie still
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Oh.
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Was that a "yes" or a "no"?
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(alarm blaring) Hello?
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Uh, is that the house alarm?
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Pound is the little tic-tac-toe board.
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Your grandson.
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(grunting): I gotta go.
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You left out thinning hair and poopy pants.
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I pushed all the buttons, but I can't get it to stop.
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(crying continues) oh, here, let me see if I can turn this alarm off.
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Worked like a charm.
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I just have knack for babies.
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As drop me from an airplane with an anvil necklace.
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She looks a little like a fruit bat.
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Uh... Lenore, it's really none of my business,
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Anyway, I was there for pills. I've never had a problem with alcohol.
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Where did I hide those muscle relaxers
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You hungry?
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You know, you could nap in the car.
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(grunting)
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You're lucky you're single, Alan.
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If you don't like it, roll over.
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Do you know what happens to a woman's body
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All right, well...
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Dust, human skulls.
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Oh, oh, I'm...
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Look, you wanna eat or not?
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Sounds like you ran over a cat.
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No, she will not be happy.
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She doesn't have to know.
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Good plan, except...
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But can you really afford to take that chance?
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Forget it, I'm not sleepy.
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(phone ringing)
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Before this day is over,
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Hello?
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To check on your mother who you assured me was clean and sober?
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Tragic.
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Not bad.
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Chelsea: Charlie, I'm home!
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No, but if I was a cat I'd probably be on the beach.
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We all will.
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