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Season 7  "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"  7x9

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 23, 2009

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 1
Plus, I won't snap at her if she reaches for one of my fries.
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And what about this? Where's this gonna be tonight?
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Not good enough. With underwear, there's no gray area.
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If he can score just once before I die, my life will have been worthwhile.
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- Really. - Yeah.
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All right. I need you out of the house so I can be alone with Chelsea.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 10
"Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 11
...designed for the active man on the go.
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It's guaranteed not to smear, drip or ignite under normal circumstances.
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It's from Eastern Europe. They don't have to worry about pesky FDA regulations.
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- Don't pout. - I'm not pouting.
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Because I think mine was pretty obvious.
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...to have found the man I want to spend the rest of my life with.
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No, it did not. Once my hair started dripping on her chicken Marsala...
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If the date was so bad, why are you home so late?
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- What the hell is he doing? - Trying to sneak in 2 hours after curfew.
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- I'll remember. - I'll act surprised.
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Before you know it, you find yourself daydreaming...
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So that's it? That's all I have to look forward to?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 32
Orgasms is one of the few things I bring to the table in this relationship.
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Man, I hope I can hold onto this buzz until the Sparkletts guy gets here.
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Well, believe it or not, I wanted to ask your advice about women.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 37
Uh-huh.
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My question is, how do you live with yourself?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 39
This is what happened with you and Judith?
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Your problem is your male ego is tied to your partner's sexual pleasure.
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Charlie, our people have spent thousands of years...
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Perhaps, but the Talmud teaches us that the true worth of a man...
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Oh! I gotta go.
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You do realize that at a certain point we'll have to go to bed.
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We'll go to bed when someone's up 100 bucks.
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- Why? - I don't know.
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And what about this? Where's this gonna be tonight?
#2
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Not good enough. With underwear, there's no gray area.
#3
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If he can score just once before I die, my life will have been worthwhile.
#4
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- Really. - Yeah.
#5
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All right. I need you out of the house so I can be alone with Chelsea.
#9
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"Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair.
#10
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...designed for the active man on the go.
#11
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It's guaranteed not to smear, drip or ignite under normal circumstances.
#12
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It's from Eastern Europe. They don't have to worry about pesky FDA regulations.
#13
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- Don't pout. - I'm not pouting.
#19
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Because I think mine was pretty obvious.
#20
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...to have found the man I want to spend the rest of my life with.
#21
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No, it did not. Once my hair started dripping on her chicken Marsala...
#23
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If the date was so bad, why are you home so late?
#24
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- What the hell is he doing? - Trying to sneak in 2 hours after curfew.
#25
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- I'll remember. - I'll act surprised.
#28
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Before you know it, you find yourself daydreaming...
#30
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So that's it? That's all I have to look forward to?
#31
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Orgasms is one of the few things I bring to the table in this relationship.
#32
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Man, I hope I can hold onto this buzz until the Sparkletts guy gets here.
#34
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Well, believe it or not, I wanted to ask your advice about women.
#36
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Uh-huh.
#37
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My question is, how do you live with yourself?
#38
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This is what happened with you and Judith?
#39
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Your problem is your male ego is tied to your partner's sexual pleasure.
#40
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Charlie, our people have spent thousands of years...
#41
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Perhaps, but the Talmud teaches us that the true worth of a man...
#42
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Oh! I gotta go.
#43
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You do realize that at a certain point we'll have to go to bed.
#45
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We'll go to bed when someone's up 100 bucks.
#46
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- Why? - I don't know.
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