S7 E19
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Season 7  "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"  7x19

Aired 12 years ago - Apr 12, 2010

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 2
Stupid drummers.
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Alfalfa?
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Rhymes with, uh...
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Hold on I'll think of it.
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Okay, but I got to warn you,
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And that's what he was trying to do
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Mr. Boots, you're okay!
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Last I saw them, they were stealing beer
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Damn it.
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Eldridge isn't his only guy friend !
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Yeah, that's really worked for you.
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♪ Men ♪
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For God's sake, that's wicker!
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How's it hanging, Alfalfa?
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Thanks.
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But I met this advertising guy
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"make a switch" with "feminine itch."
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and hosing teenage barf out of wicker baskets.
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♪ I'm barfing in a basket. ♪
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Hi. I'm here to pick up Eldridge.
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♪ Men ♪
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You suck! And you're ruining my life!
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What happened to giving her a piece of your mind?
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Last thing she needs
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with a classy woman like Lyndsey, there's no nailing.
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You're going to need three penises
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Why not?
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If I jump off a bridge and land on top of some broad Jake knows,
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♪ Men ♪
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Here's your wastebasket.
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Let me finish.
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That is not how I raised you.
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Jake, listen to me. This is very important.
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Huh.
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♪ Up, up, and away in my... ♪
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So what's up?
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She called me. Wants to have drinks.
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And-and second of all, Jake went out and had drinks last night
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and spend time with another grownup.
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Oh, you're so dirty!
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♪ Men ♪
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Hey-hey-hey-hey- hey-hey!
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No, you didn't.
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