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Season 7  "Untainted By Filth"  7x7

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 09, 2009

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

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I've got one question.
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Charlie,if you don't want to get married in June,we don't have to.
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Well,I can't think of any good reason why not.
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That's only because you don't have a swan beak in your eye socket yet.
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Congratulations.
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Yes,really.
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Forever.
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I can. I'm Alan.
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Your dad watches a lot of golf,too.
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No,not all of them.
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And I like a little junk in the trunk.
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What did I know?
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You should've seen where this one girl hid hers.
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Little known fact,uh,carbuncles are technically in the boil family,
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Please,I'm begging you.
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Dr. Harper has a private jet.
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Yes,you... you have to be,uh,very careful,um,because their little bones are very brittle.
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Uh,another round. On him.
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Okay,what the hell is your prob...
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I know we're in a strange woman's bed,together,naked.
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Are we in Idaho?
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What?!
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Less than 24 hours after I set a date for my wedding,I wake up in bed with another woman.
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Was that before or after we switched underwear?
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Great. No one's up yet.
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Oh,oh,Charlie?! Charlie?
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All right,no worries. I'll check the label.
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Happy birthday Mr. President
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No,no. We had an okay time.
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And I'm gonna... cut down on my drinking.
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No. No. The rose symbolizes love,and white symbolizes,you know,the cleanness of that love.
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And making it the centerpiece is appropriate because you're mycenterpiece.
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Hi,Grammy!
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You're feeling guilty about something. What is it?
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Is there another kind of escapade?
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