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Ended
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CBS
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Season 3

Aired 18 years ago - May 01, 2006

Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.

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Now, hang on. He speaks very highly of your hot lunch program.
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Unfortunately, he's a little young to drink in the dark and bitch about men.
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Yeah.
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Boo-freaking-hoo. Pack a sandwich.
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lt would be a good idea if you got involved in extracurricular activities.
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Okay. Forget about the movements.
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-Tell you uncle what you wanted to sing. -lt's called ''Whup That Stanky Ho. ''
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Oh, good. l was afraid he was gonna pick something gay.
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-You sure you played all the right notes? -Yes, l'm sure.
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He restores old cars. Well, it's actually more a hobby than a job.
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You're already doing a hot 22-year-old and you're cheating on her?
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Come on, dog. Come on, dog. Howl with me.
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No, l haven't been sleeping with the other woman.
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l mean, she's divorced. She has a kid Jake's age.
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-You're missing the point. -No, you're missing the point.
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Thank you. You am smart too.
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-There's nothing to feel guilty about. -Good to know. Because Kandi's here.
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You go cover for me with Kandi and l'll get Francine the hell out of here.
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-Hey, why don't we walk on the beach. -What about the game?
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-Kandi? -What?
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. . .Alan is out trying to find the perfect gift for you.
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Do you think l'm gonna do okay at the audition?
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Jake stinks.
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That's all you could think of?
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That sounds like fun.
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Please don't tell me Francine is here.
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They don't go out a lot so they tend to get dusty.
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lt's like he's a saint.
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Not a word. l just hope l can be worthy of him.
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Oh, all right. Love you. Bye-bye.
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You mean it's gotten physical? You're sleeping his way to the top?
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. . .worship in her eyes.
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Say that again.
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Well, good.
Aired 19 years ago - Oct 24, 2005

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Aired 19 years ago - Sep 19, 2005

After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.