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Season 3  "Weekend In Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts"  3x1

Aired 16 years ago - Sep 19, 2005

After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.

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You want to flip me the bird, but the poor little fella can't fly.
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Does that spell "Weekend Dad" to you?
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A simpler time.
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I got to pee.
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I am not reaching into your pants.
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Charlie?
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Don't worry Alan, I've got everything covered.
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- No, I didn't. - Yes, you did.
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but I appreciate your concern.
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Oh, sure. Don't ask me what I want.
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Can we go out to dinner tonight?
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I was in a lot of pain and all my coach said was, "Walk it off."
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No, you don't.
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Alan, I can't deal with this. Talk to your son.
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Yeah? Well, do your worst.
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Oh, come on. It'll be fun.
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Zesty fire-roasted chicken with Grandma Clucky's secret herbs and spices.
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But I like the Cajun Clucky's better.
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** Gotta pee, gotta pee * ** Gotta pee, pee, pee... *
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Yes, I can see that.
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It's a simple adjustment that any idiot can do!
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Yeah, well, I want my $80,000 Mercedes not to smell like chicken.
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and I want to go home.
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I just stuff you through the return slot?
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Right. It'll just be you and me.
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You're not gonna like the answer.
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'cause that's what's about to happen.
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Question is "What?"
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Are you happy?
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Oh, what fresh child-proof hell is this?
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