S3 E21
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Season 3  "And the Plot Moistens"  3x21

Aired 16 years ago - May 01, 2006

Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 1
Now, hang on. He speaks very highly of your hot lunch program.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 2
Unfortunately, he's a little young to drink in the dark and bitch about men.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 3
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Yeah.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 6
Boo-freaking-hoo. Pack a sandwich.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 7
lt would be a good idea if you got involved in extracurricular activities.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 9
Okay. Forget about the movements.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 10
-Tell you uncle what you wanted to sing. -lt's called ''Whup That Stanky Ho. ''
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 11
Oh, good. l was afraid he was gonna pick something gay.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 12
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-You sure you played all the right notes? -Yes, l'm sure.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 15
He restores old cars. Well, it's actually more a hobby than a job.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 17
You're already doing a hot 22-year-old and you're cheating on her?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 18
Come on, dog. Come on, dog. Howl with me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 19
No, l haven't been sleeping with the other woman.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 20
l mean, she's divorced. She has a kid Jake's age.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 21
-You're missing the point. -No, you're missing the point.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 22
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 24
Thank you. You am smart too.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 25
-There's nothing to feel guilty about. -Good to know. Because Kandi's here.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 26
You go cover for me with Kandi and l'll get Francine the hell out of here.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 27
-Hey, why don't we walk on the beach. -What about the game?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 28
-Kandi? -What?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 29
. . .Alan is out trying to find the perfect gift for you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 30
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Do you think l'm gonna do okay at the audition?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 35
Jake stinks.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 36
That's all you could think of?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 38
That sounds like fun.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 39
Please don't tell me Francine is here.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 40
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 42
They don't go out a lot so they tend to get dusty.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 44
lt's like he's a saint.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 45
Not a word. l just hope l can be worthy of him.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 46
Oh, all right. Love you. Bye-bye.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 47
You mean it's gotten physical? You're sleeping his way to the top?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 48
. . .worship in her eyes.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 49
Say that again.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 50
Well, good.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 2
Unfortunately, he's a little young to drink in the dark and bitch about men.
#2
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Yeah.
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 6
Boo-freaking-hoo. Pack a sandwich.
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 7
lt would be a good idea if you got involved in extracurricular activities.
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 8 #8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 9
Okay. Forget about the movements.
#9
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-Tell you uncle what you wanted to sing. -lt's called ''Whup That Stanky Ho. ''
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 11
Oh, good. l was afraid he was gonna pick something gay.
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 13
-You sure you played all the right notes? -Yes, l'm sure.
#13
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He restores old cars. Well, it's actually more a hobby than a job.
#15
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You're already doing a hot 22-year-old and you're cheating on her?
#17
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Come on, dog. Come on, dog. Howl with me.
#18
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No, l haven't been sleeping with the other woman.
#19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 20
l mean, she's divorced. She has a kid Jake's age.
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 21
-You're missing the point. -No, you're missing the point.
#21
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Thank you. You am smart too.
#24
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-There's nothing to feel guilty about. -Good to know. Because Kandi's here.
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 26
You go cover for me with Kandi and l'll get Francine the hell out of here.
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 27
-Hey, why don't we walk on the beach. -What about the game?
#27
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-Kandi? -What?
#28
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. . .Alan is out trying to find the perfect gift for you.
#29
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Do you think l'm gonna do okay at the audition?
#34
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Jake stinks.
#35
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That's all you could think of?
#36
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That sounds like fun.
#38
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Please don't tell me Francine is here.
#39
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They don't go out a lot so they tend to get dusty.
#42
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lt's like he's a saint.
#44
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Not a word. l just hope l can be worthy of him.
#45
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Oh, all right. Love you. Bye-bye.
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 47
You mean it's gotten physical? You're sleeping his way to the top?
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 48
. . .worship in her eyes.
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 (S03E21) - 49
Say that again.
#49
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Well, good.
#50