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Season 4  "Working for Caligula"  4x1

Aired 15 years ago - Sep 18, 2006

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.

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Still living the dream?
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I had forgotten how much fun you can have on top of a washing machine.
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I'm your brother!
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Aren't you listening to me? Kandi doesn't love me anymore, my marriage is over,
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instead of sponging off me, 'cause you have money now, right?
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Come on, you're all I have left in this world!
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Yeah.
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I was so close!
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you liked Kandi very much, but she and I have decided that
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600 dollars!?
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But you never called.
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What do you want me to do, Jake?
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Uncle Charlie, this is not my first divorce.
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Don't worry, I have a plan.
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Starting to see a real little man there.
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get real drunk,
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Everything I've tried to do in my life has ended in complete, abject, failure.
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You know what?
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A broke-ass, middle-aged guy marries a...
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Hey, the kid and I are going to the movies, you want to come?
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Just close the door on the way out.
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Did he also tell you I want to be alone?
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Yes, baby?
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Trust me, this pain will pass.
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white, hot resentment that empowers you to commit unspeakable actions.
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Uncle Charlie is gonna take me back to Mom's now...
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You're still depressed?
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See ya'.
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Is he still crawled up like a cocktail shrimp?
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Yeah yeah yeah, you know what I mean.
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The important question is: do we stop him?
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I'm afraid so.
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Good one.
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Oh sweetie, you just can't see the big picture, can you?
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Well, perhaps, but more importantly, it's a reflection on me.
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you're penniless,
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You have nowhere to go but up!
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I've had my heart shattered,
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