S4 E3
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Season 4  "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"  4x3

Aired 15 years ago - Oct 02, 2006

Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.

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happened out there while I was drowning.
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I saw Dad.
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This, was no hallucination.
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Manny.
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Come on Charlie, I am your brother. Whatever it was,
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Sure.
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what 'you doing?
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He just said: "Take care of your mother".
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Why don't you go fill up the tub,
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I don't know, why don't you try treating her like a human being?
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and we could probably coax her into a cave full of bats.
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What's today, Sunday?
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers! Are you happy?
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OK, OK, OK...
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Oh, you sure were, you were horrible.
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-I'm not going. -Fine.
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You have others?
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Hey Alan, tell mom what that little rascal Jake's been up to.
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When was the last time you had a prostate exam?
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What makes you think something's going on?
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Sweetheart, you're not his favorite person now...
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-In the hot tub? -In the ocean.
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Well dear, you were a pitcher of margaritas and a gas station condom.
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It doesn't matter who brought it up, I don't want to hear about it while I'm eating!
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I guess... I'm just a little edgy because...
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Mom,
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I just had a little procedure.
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They're just a little swollen, in 2 days they'll be plump,
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Good Lord!
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Just eat your dinner.
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Although I must say,
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That's not fair.
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Charlie, did you ever stop to think
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I'm doing fine. I am the best I can be.
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