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Season 4  "A Pot Smoking Monkey"  4x4

Aired 15 years ago - Oct 09, 2006

Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 2
You know, you get one week, and I get one week.
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Speaking of fair, it doesn't seem fair that mom has to pay me and you don't.
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What are you, drunk?
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What do you want, Alan?
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Anyhoo, I'm gonna need a good lawyer, and, huh... I thought, you know,
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You're joking, right?
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I resented you when we divorced, but I don't think I hated you
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I'm sure we can find some household chores for you to do.
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Here, eat these instead.
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Well maybe he doesn't want to see you.
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If you have anything to say, you can say it to my lawyer.
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the jackal!
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there's nothing legal billing on here.
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Serves me right, betting against a kid who can eat a happy meal, toys and all...
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-Well, yeah, but.. -So you're not exactly a good example.
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Will you drive me to the mall?
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Haha! A present for Wendy Chow!
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but you gotta admit, he's a good judge of character.
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-Positive. -Huh? Sure sounds like it.
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Skull earrings?
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How do you know?
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Just out of curiosity, does this Wendy Chow hate her parents?
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Nothing, that... that's terrific.
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A lot of them.
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if it means we can get out of here quicker, I'll front you the difference.
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Come on, Brainiac.
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How does it feel?
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I practically crapped my pants, is what I did to him.
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Oh come on, look at him, how could you not love this face?
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Especially stolen dogs who are big enough to make me their bitch!
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I was very careful. I left the door open, so when Kandi comes home,
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How am I supposed to hide him?
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