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Season 5

Aired 12 years ago - May 19, 2008

When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.

Aired 12 years ago - May 12, 2008

Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

Aired 12 years ago - Apr 28, 2008

Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

Aired 12 years ago - Apr 21, 2008

Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

Aired 12 years ago - Apr 14, 2008

Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

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Call me sometime, charlie, maybe we can get together, have dinner and catch up.
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Shs emems ce. Who is she?
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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You're not gonna do it, are you?
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Hey, we both benefited from that.
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They all have pretty names, alan.
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A credit card?
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You know, in case there's something you want that might be considered...
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Zippy getting a hooker?
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Jake, buddy, I don't even know her mother's name.
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Great.
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Okay. Wait. What?
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You're rambling.
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Really? Sure, I guess so.
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Like you should be knocking on doors, asking people if they've heard the good news!
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It turns out, I couldn'T.
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Been there, done thaT.
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Uh, uh, charlie? Wait.
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Carb loading for my upcoming 60-minute dash.
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No, it's like a tollbooth.
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Well, then why do you always do it?
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You need to get your ducks in a row before we get to the restaurant.
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You can't get 'em in a row.
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and toss you into the carpool lane.
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Number one: Dinner with a beautiful woman is never about food.
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Number one: I'd like you not to call me mr. Potato head or spongebob smearpants.
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So if we're equals, does that mean you're going to split the check with me?
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♪ You don't have to put on the red light ♪
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Make me proud.
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I'm sitting here waiting for a prostitute and all of a sudden you show up at the front door?
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A lot of people masturbate I hear.
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And how old are you, honey?
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- Ix-nay on the allsbay. - What?
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That's what I meant.
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when you see a kid's retainer fly out of his mouth when he takes one to the face.
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What do you mean?
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- That was $400, right? - Five.
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Well, you know, I'm not into animals or...
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- Uh, uh, hang on a sec. - What?
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No, no, of course not. Why would you lie to me? But...
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Okay, again...
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- Okay. - Okay.
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I think competitive eating really changed when that japanese guy started wetting the hot dog buns.
Aired 12 years ago - Mar 31, 2008

Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

Aired 12 years ago - Mar 24, 2008

Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

Aired 12 years ago - Mar 17, 2008

When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 26, 2007

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 19, 2007

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 12, 2007

Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 05, 2007

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

Aired 13 years ago - Oct 30, 2007

Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

Aired 13 years ago - Oct 23, 2007

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

Aired 13 years ago - Oct 15, 2007

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

Aired 13 years ago - Oct 08, 2007

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Alan's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.

Aired 13 years ago - Oct 01, 2007

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

Aired 13 years ago - Sep 24, 2007

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.