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Season 8

Aired 9 years ago - Feb 14, 2011

Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

Aired 9 years ago - Feb 07, 2011

While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

Aired 9 years ago - Jan 17, 2011

Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

Aired 9 years ago - Jan 03, 2011

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Aired 9 years ago - Dec 13, 2010

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Aired 9 years ago - Dec 06, 2010

Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

Aired 9 years ago - Nov 22, 2010

When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

Aired 9 years ago - Nov 15, 2010

When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.

Aired 9 years ago - Nov 08, 2010

Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

Aired 9 years ago - Nov 01, 2010

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 1
Did I ever get a thank you
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I have a daughter.
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So, Michelle, you've met my mom and my brother.
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So tell me, dear,
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Have there been a lot of women in this bed?
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or where I've been,
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(knocking)
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The married stripper? What's her name, Betsy?
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It's not another hooker, is it?
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My nephew.
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Around 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning,
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I stopped off and did the shopping for the week.
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Huh? Yeah, sure, why not?
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Why is that funny?
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She seems... nice.
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So, you love her and yet she scares you?
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you know all about my past,
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Well, yeah, but some people might think
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You know my flaws.
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♪ Men. ♪
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Once you have a license plate number,
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Just once. Eight years ago.
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who you met at lunch the other day at Terrace Gardens?
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Oh, come on, Michelle, don't go.
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Yeah, I know-- No, no, no. I'm not done.
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Good-bye, Charlie.
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I'm glad for you.
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Now, get out.
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Not you, silly.
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Well, of course I don't believe you.
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Society page of The Crazy Bitch Gazette?
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Last chance to kiss the bride.
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I'm not sure how to get home from this side of the house.
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Don't worry, I'm not stalking you.
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needs to be sedated and institutionalized.
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Rose's engagement announcement is in the paper.
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I had that paper print my obituary?
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How do you get invited to a fake wedding, Alan?
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Don't forget the pre-op lifeguard.
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where she knows when I'm about to be happy.
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And I'm not falling for this wedding crap!
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Okay, then... okay, how about a lovely ceramic
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Well, you do what you want, Charlie Harper,
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It doesn't change anything.
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she's still obsessed with me.
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that on a very primal level
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Charlie...
Aired 10 years ago - Oct 25, 2010

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Aired 10 years ago - Oct 18, 2010

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Aired 10 years ago - Oct 11, 2010

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Aired 10 years ago - Oct 04, 2010

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 1
Men are always in the mood.
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♪ Men. ♪
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You do know how to paint a picture.
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but she called and wanted to see me and I just couldn't say no.
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Have you lost your mind?!
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I get it. I get it. I get it.
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Actually he charges $500, but there's a finders fee.
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You could learn something from him.
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Is he high?
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or I'll pull out my ba-ba-ba-belt.
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Bing Crosby. The black guy with the sweater.
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Huh. That's weird.
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Isn't this nice-- eating together as a family?
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("Up, Up and Away" ringtone playing)
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Oh... Oh, she's there now?
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Okay, let me tell you something.
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Charlie, I'm home from work.
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Yeah. CHARLIE: Hey, Alan?
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Well, uh, uh, he's an elderly fellow
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Found quite a few.
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Yes, Charlie, I did.
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Do you mind?
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Uh, okay.
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Okay, admittedly, I may have overplayed my hand a little.
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Yeah, not my finest moment.
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finds this distasteful?
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Your sarcasm is unappreciated, Charlie.
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When were you planning to tell me all this?
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Okay, as usual, you're just useless.
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I don't know. This is new.
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(chuckles): Lyndsey is apologizing to me.
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Okay, then take her for granted and treat her like crap
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Well, I'm putting a little sad face at the end.
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But I-I don't want to build our new life together
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Wait, so you're saying when you were married...
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by dumping your sins on the woman you love.
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Anyway... I got to go.
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the occasional weekend here on the beach.
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No, no, you had every right.
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you just go right ahead and do it.
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After that, they tightened up the voting rules.
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I lost so much cheese.
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Well, as far as I'm concerned, you are all man.
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Uh, a few days ago, I-I ran into an ex-girlfriend,
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Uh, well, after I ran into her,
Aired 10 years ago - Sep 27, 2010

Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

Aired 10 years ago - Sep 20, 2010

When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.