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Season 8  "That Darn Priest"  8x16

Aired 13 years ago - Feb 14, 2011

Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 1
And you're feeling guilty.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 2
Right, right, sorry, sorry.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 3
Win-win.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 4
Huh.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 5
♪ Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 6
♪ Ah. ♪ ♪ Men. ♪ ♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 7
Yeah.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 8
So soon?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 9
I have a husband.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 10
So, Disneyland?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 11
but make love and be together.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 12
Did you hear that, hubby?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 14
Screw 'em. They were probably picking their nose.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 15
- That's what I'm here for. - Dad?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 16
Who are you, Simon Cowell?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 17
So now I have to buy two math books
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 19
Sexting?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 20
You know that money you gave to me
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 21
Oh, yeah. And she's loaded, too.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 22
That's great.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 23
Uh, let me just give you some privacy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 24
the volume of patients I have now.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 25
We've been friends a long time,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 26
Oh, Alan, Alan, Alan.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 27
Cutting-edge stuff.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 28
What are you doing here?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 29
Shame on you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 30
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 31
BAD ALAN: As long as you're sitting on the toilet,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 32
Yeah, they usually hang themselves
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 33
She tells on me, I tell on her.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 34
Flim-flam, you're in a jam.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 35
- Why? - Do you really have to ask?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 36
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 38
Let's go, Rose.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 39
Well, it occurred to me that you might be tempted
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 40
Doesn't matter.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 41
Crap.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 43
This is Manny Quinn?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 44
Uh, yeah, that's kind of the idea.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 45
I didn't steal, they invested.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 46
I mean, I won't betray Charlie!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 47
Why?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 48
Is that a problem?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 49
Yeah, well, if Jimmy Lee had done the same,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 50
In the toaster, numb-nuts.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 2
Right, right, sorry, sorry.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 3
Win-win.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 4
Huh.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 5
♪ Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 6
♪ Ah. ♪ ♪ Men. ♪ ♪ Men. ♪
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 7
Yeah.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 8
So soon?
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 9
I have a husband.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 10
So, Disneyland?
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 11
but make love and be together.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 12
Did you hear that, hubby?
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 13 #13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 14
Screw 'em. They were probably picking their nose.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 15
- That's what I'm here for. - Dad?
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 16
Who are you, Simon Cowell?
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 17
So now I have to buy two math books
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 18 #18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 19
Sexting?
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 20
You know that money you gave to me
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 21
Oh, yeah. And she's loaded, too.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 22
That's great.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 23
Uh, let me just give you some privacy.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 24
the volume of patients I have now.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 25
We've been friends a long time,
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 26
Oh, Alan, Alan, Alan.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 27
Cutting-edge stuff.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 28
What are you doing here?
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 29
Shame on you.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 30
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 31
BAD ALAN: As long as you're sitting on the toilet,
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 32
Yeah, they usually hang themselves
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 33
She tells on me, I tell on her.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 34
Flim-flam, you're in a jam.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 35
- Why? - Do you really have to ask?
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 36 #36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 37 #37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 38
Let's go, Rose.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 39
Well, it occurred to me that you might be tempted
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 40
Doesn't matter.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 41
Crap.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 43
This is Manny Quinn?
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 44
Uh, yeah, that's kind of the idea.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 45
I didn't steal, they invested.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 46
I mean, I won't betray Charlie!
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 47
Why?
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 48
Is that a problem?
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 49
Yeah, well, if Jimmy Lee had done the same,
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 50
In the toaster, numb-nuts.
#50