S8 E11
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Season 8  "Dead from the Waist Down"  8x11

Aired 11 years ago - Dec 06, 2010

Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

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But... I love you?
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Uh...
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Pottery Barn?
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That's genetics and barber school haircuts.
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Again, I have a solution.
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No, but I'll tell you what I will do. Oh, what's that?
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Only 12 dollars.
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Seriously. My clothes are getting too small.
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I guess not.
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plus maybe some other things.
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so you can meet drunk girls who lift their shirts?
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Are you gonna make me feel worse?
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All right, here's what I'm gonna do.
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I thought I heard you say you're not gonna take my money.
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then maybe I just don't deserve her.
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♪ It's so hard now ♪
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♪ Getting strong now ♪
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(Alan grumbling)
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I have accomplished my mission.
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No kidding?
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Oh, don't worry, they're real.
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the way you can tell for sure if pearls are real
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You mean that he won't go through with it?
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Hey, I was wondering, are you going anywhere today?
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Save you the hassle of parking and everything.
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♪ Men... ♪
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Uh-huh.
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I have to go back a few years. Oh, please, God help me.
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I spent a fortune on them and I wrapped them up really nice
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Oh, no, no, that was just the prologue. Oh, please, God, help me.
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in the house I used to own.
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and... I thought about those beautiful diamond earrings
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Judith never even wore them, Charlie.
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and my hands belonged to someone else.
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The only part that isn't you is that you succeeded.
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Tomorrow I am going back to Judith's,
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Okay, I'll do it myself.
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♪ Men... ♪
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Well, he was so helpful.
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There's a difference.
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I'm-I'm just a little tired.
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