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Season 8  "Dead from the Waist Down"  8x11

Aired 13 years ago - Dec 06, 2010

Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 1
or beautiful dresses.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 2
But... I love you?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 3
Uh...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 4
Pottery Barn?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 6
That's genetics and barber school haircuts.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 7
Again, I have a solution.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 8
No, but I'll tell you what I will do. Oh, what's that?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 9
Only 12 dollars.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 10
Seriously. My clothes are getting too small.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 11
I guess not.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 12
plus maybe some other things.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 13
so you can meet drunk girls who lift their shirts?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 14
Are you gonna make me feel worse?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 15
All right, here's what I'm gonna do.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 16
I thought I heard you say you're not gonna take my money.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 17
then maybe I just don't deserve her.
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♪ It's so hard now ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 24
♪ Getting strong now ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 25
(Alan grumbling)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 26
I have accomplished my mission.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 27
No kidding?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 28
Oh, don't worry, they're real.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 29
the way you can tell for sure if pearls are real
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 32
You mean that he won't go through with it?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 33
Hey, I was wondering, are you going anywhere today?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 34
Save you the hassle of parking and everything.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 35
♪ Men... ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 36
Uh-huh.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 37
I have to go back a few years. Oh, please, God help me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 38
I spent a fortune on them and I wrapped them up really nice
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 39
Oh, no, no, that was just the prologue. Oh, please, God, help me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 40
in the house I used to own.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 41
and... I thought about those beautiful diamond earrings
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 42
Judith never even wore them, Charlie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 43
and my hands belonged to someone else.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 44
The only part that isn't you is that you succeeded.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 45
Tomorrow I am going back to Judith's,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 46
Okay, I'll do it myself.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 47
♪ Men... ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 48
Well, he was so helpful.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 49
There's a difference.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 50
I'm-I'm just a little tired.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 2
But... I love you?
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 3
Uh...
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 4
Pottery Barn?
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 5 #5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 6
That's genetics and barber school haircuts.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 7
Again, I have a solution.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 8
No, but I'll tell you what I will do. Oh, what's that?
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 9
Only 12 dollars.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 10
Seriously. My clothes are getting too small.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 11
I guess not.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 12
plus maybe some other things.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 13
so you can meet drunk girls who lift their shirts?
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 14
Are you gonna make me feel worse?
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 15
All right, here's what I'm gonna do.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 16
I thought I heard you say you're not gonna take my money.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 17
then maybe I just don't deserve her.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 18 #18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 19 #19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 20 #20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 21
♪ It's so hard now ♪
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 22 #22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 23 #23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 24
♪ Getting strong now ♪
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 25
(Alan grumbling)
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 26
I have accomplished my mission.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 27
No kidding?
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 28
Oh, don't worry, they're real.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 29
the way you can tell for sure if pearls are real
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 31 #31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 32
You mean that he won't go through with it?
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 33
Hey, I was wondering, are you going anywhere today?
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 34
Save you the hassle of parking and everything.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 35
♪ Men... ♪
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 36
Uh-huh.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 37
I have to go back a few years. Oh, please, God help me.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 38
I spent a fortune on them and I wrapped them up really nice
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 39
Oh, no, no, that was just the prologue. Oh, please, God, help me.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 40
in the house I used to own.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 41
and... I thought about those beautiful diamond earrings
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 42
Judith never even wore them, Charlie.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 43
and my hands belonged to someone else.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 44
The only part that isn't you is that you succeeded.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 45
Tomorrow I am going back to Judith's,
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 46
Okay, I'll do it myself.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 47
♪ Men... ♪
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 48
Well, he was so helpful.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 49
There's a difference.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 50
I'm-I'm just a little tired.
#50