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Season 8  "A Good Time in Central Africa"  8x9

Aired 13 years ago - Nov 15, 2010

When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 1
I burned her house down.
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things aren't working out with the ex-husband,
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Mm-hmm.
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(sighs)
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Oh, man, did I go to Tijuana last night?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 9
I guess if the answer was yes,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 10
Gonna need more.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 11
What did I do last night?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 12
Right. Lyndsey.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 13
Why is she saying breakfast?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 14
Where did you learn to speak Spanish?
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 16
(Esmerelda laughing)
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Please God, don't let it be a dead girl.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 18
Are the flying monkeys back?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 20
The point is,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 21
How much could it cost?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 22
and when I looked back, I swear it was pointed again.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 24
She only comes out on the deck to smoke pot.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 25
I love this woman.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 26
In case you ever want to have a good time in Central Africa.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 28
Here, I brought you a little gift.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 29
Yeah. Look how happy we were.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 30
Okay, I'm not quite sure I follow the logic,
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 32
Uh, and a black coffee for the lady.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 33
Oh, no, nobody's breaking up.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 34
That bastard!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 35
Okay, let me get this straight.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 36
So you're saying he does bite?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 37
ex-husband, new boyfriend.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 38
Now... listen up, pal.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 39
Oh, Alan.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 40
In fact, forget the restraining order.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 41
Oh, Berta!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 42
No, no, no. I mean, she's not you,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 43
Staring at me while I eat
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I thought my family was annoying.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 45
I'm an ex-husband.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 46
Okay, we seem to be talking at cross purposes here.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 47
Who else would throw a rock at me?
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you should know that you're not scaring me.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 2 #2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 3
things aren't working out with the ex-husband,
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 4
Mm-hmm.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 5 #5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 6 #6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 7
(sighs)
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 8
Oh, man, did I go to Tijuana last night?
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 9
I guess if the answer was yes,
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 10
Gonna need more.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 11
What did I do last night?
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 12
Right. Lyndsey.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 13
Why is she saying breakfast?
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 14
Where did you learn to speak Spanish?
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 15 #15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 16
(Esmerelda laughing)
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 17
Please God, don't let it be a dead girl.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 18
Are the flying monkeys back?
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 19 #19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 20
The point is,
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 21
How much could it cost?
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 22
and when I looked back, I swear it was pointed again.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 23 #23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 24
She only comes out on the deck to smoke pot.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 25
I love this woman.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 26
In case you ever want to have a good time in Central Africa.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 27 #27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 28
Here, I brought you a little gift.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 29
Yeah. Look how happy we were.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 30
Okay, I'm not quite sure I follow the logic,
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 31 #31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 32
Uh, and a black coffee for the lady.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 33
Oh, no, nobody's breaking up.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 34
That bastard!
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 35
Okay, let me get this straight.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 36
So you're saying he does bite?
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 37
ex-husband, new boyfriend.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 38
Now... listen up, pal.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 39
Oh, Alan.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 40
In fact, forget the restraining order.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 41
Oh, Berta!
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 42
No, no, no. I mean, she's not you,
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 43
Staring at me while I eat
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 44
I thought my family was annoying.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 45
I'm an ex-husband.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 46
Okay, we seem to be talking at cross purposes here.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 47
Who else would throw a rock at me?
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 49
you should know that you're not scaring me.
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