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Season 8  "Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup"  8x13

Aired 13 years ago - Jan 03, 2011

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 1
That's not what I was getting at...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 2
I am way past guys like you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 3
Thank you. Yeah, yeah, no,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 4
And one of these days I'm gonna die of liver failure.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 6
♪ Two and a Half Men 8x13 ♪ Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup Original Air Date on January 3, 2010
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 7
Don't worry, she's leaving very soon.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 10
if he were to choose between say...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 11
I'd still go with Kentucky. It's a better school.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 12
Oh, please. The only young people you care about
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 13
No, no, I will not chill.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 14
Is it slippery when wet?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 15
No. Why not? What's wrong with her?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 16
What are you talking about?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 17
Harmless horseplay.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 18
Wow, you really missed the signals, didn't you?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 19
Apparently, you didn't have the lip for Amy Driskell, either.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 20
You're welcome.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 21
No, I guess that's about it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 22
Doesn't it?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 23
Get your mind out of the gutter.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 24
In a lot of ways, this isn't just the key to your house,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 25
What would you say about inviting
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 27
There it is.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 28
Wendy Freidman,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 29
For him, you're unexplored territory.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 30
I mean, you know, you can be courteous to him.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 31
You know what, I made a mistake.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 32
Okay, okay, ju-just to clarify--
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 34
Charlie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 35
I have no interest in Lyndsey other than as a friend,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 36
Jake's got it. Jake!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 37
So you're just gonna
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 38
left to say except you're an idiot.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 39
(dryer buzzes)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 40
He gets really paranoid when he's high...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 41
If you will.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 42
See the dirty look she's giving Wanda?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 43
Anything good in my life, you have to take it away.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 44
"You don't mind that I'm carrying most,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 46
Good skunk.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 48
I got skunked.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 49
'Cause you showed up smelling like a skunk?
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I said, that son of a bitch.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 2
I am way past guys like you.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 3
Thank you. Yeah, yeah, no,
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 4
And one of these days I'm gonna die of liver failure.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 5 #5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 6
♪ Two and a Half Men 8x13 ♪ Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup Original Air Date on January 3, 2010
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 7
Don't worry, she's leaving very soon.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 8 #8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 9 #9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 10
if he were to choose between say...
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 11
I'd still go with Kentucky. It's a better school.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 12
Oh, please. The only young people you care about
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 13
No, no, I will not chill.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 14
Is it slippery when wet?
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 15
No. Why not? What's wrong with her?
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 16
What are you talking about?
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 17
Harmless horseplay.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 18
Wow, you really missed the signals, didn't you?
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 19
Apparently, you didn't have the lip for Amy Driskell, either.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 20
You're welcome.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 21
No, I guess that's about it.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 22
Doesn't it?
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 23
Get your mind out of the gutter.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 24
In a lot of ways, this isn't just the key to your house,
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 25
What would you say about inviting
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 26 #26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 27
There it is.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 28
Wendy Freidman,
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 29
For him, you're unexplored territory.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 30
I mean, you know, you can be courteous to him.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 31
You know what, I made a mistake.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 32
Okay, okay, ju-just to clarify--
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 33 #33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 34
Charlie.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 35
I have no interest in Lyndsey other than as a friend,
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 36
Jake's got it. Jake!
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 37
So you're just gonna
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 38
left to say except you're an idiot.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 39
(dryer buzzes)
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 40
He gets really paranoid when he's high...
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 41
If you will.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 42
See the dirty look she's giving Wanda?
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 43
Anything good in my life, you have to take it away.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 44
"You don't mind that I'm carrying most,
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 45 #45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 46
Good skunk.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 47 #47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 48
I got skunked.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 49
'Cause you showed up smelling like a skunk?
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 50
I said, that son of a bitch.
#50