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Season 8  "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"  8x7

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 01, 2010

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 1
Did I ever get a thank you
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I have a daughter.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 3
So, Michelle, you've met my mom and my brother.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 4
So tell me, dear,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 5
Have there been a lot of women in this bed?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 6
or where I've been,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 7
(knocking)
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The married stripper? What's her name, Betsy?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 9
It's not another hooker, is it?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 10
My nephew.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 11
Around 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 13
I stopped off and did the shopping for the week.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 14
Huh? Yeah, sure, why not?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 15
Why is that funny?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 16
She seems... nice.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 17
So, you love her and yet she scares you?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 18
you know all about my past,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 19
Well, yeah, but some people might think
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 20
You know my flaws.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 22
♪ Men. ♪
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 23
Once you have a license plate number,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 24
Just once. Eight years ago.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 25
who you met at lunch the other day at Terrace Gardens?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 26
Oh, come on, Michelle, don't go.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 27
Yeah, I know-- No, no, no. I'm not done.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 28
Good-bye, Charlie.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 29
I'm glad for you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 30
Now, get out.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 31
Not you, silly.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 32
Well, of course I don't believe you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 33
Society page of The Crazy Bitch Gazette?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 34
Last chance to kiss the bride.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 35
I'm not sure how to get home from this side of the house.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 36
Don't worry, I'm not stalking you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 37
needs to be sedated and institutionalized.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 38
Rose's engagement announcement is in the paper.
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I had that paper print my obituary?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 40
How do you get invited to a fake wedding, Alan?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 41
Don't forget the pre-op lifeguard.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 42
where she knows when I'm about to be happy.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 43
And I'm not falling for this wedding crap!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 44
Okay, then... okay, how about a lovely ceramic
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 45
Well, you do what you want, Charlie Harper,
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 47
It doesn't change anything.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 48
she's still obsessed with me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 49
that on a very primal level
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 50
Charlie...

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 2
I have a daughter.
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 3
So, Michelle, you've met my mom and my brother.
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 4
So tell me, dear,
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 5
Have there been a lot of women in this bed?
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 6
or where I've been,
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 7
(knocking)
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 8
The married stripper? What's her name, Betsy?
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 9
It's not another hooker, is it?
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 10
My nephew.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 11
Around 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning,
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 13
I stopped off and did the shopping for the week.
#13
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Huh? Yeah, sure, why not?
#14
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Why is that funny?
#15
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She seems... nice.
#16
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So, you love her and yet she scares you?
#17
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you know all about my past,
#18
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Well, yeah, but some people might think
#19
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You know my flaws.
#20
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♪ Men. ♪
#22
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Once you have a license plate number,
#23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 24
Just once. Eight years ago.
#24
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who you met at lunch the other day at Terrace Gardens?
#25
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Oh, come on, Michelle, don't go.
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 27
Yeah, I know-- No, no, no. I'm not done.
#27
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Good-bye, Charlie.
#28
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I'm glad for you.
#29
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Now, get out.
#30
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Not you, silly.
#31
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Well, of course I don't believe you.
#32
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Society page of The Crazy Bitch Gazette?
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 34
Last chance to kiss the bride.
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 35
I'm not sure how to get home from this side of the house.
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 36
Don't worry, I'm not stalking you.
#36
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needs to be sedated and institutionalized.
#37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 38
Rose's engagement announcement is in the paper.
#38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 39
I had that paper print my obituary?
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 40
How do you get invited to a fake wedding, Alan?
#40
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Don't forget the pre-op lifeguard.
#41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 42
where she knows when I'm about to be happy.
#42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 43
And I'm not falling for this wedding crap!
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 44
Okay, then... okay, how about a lovely ceramic
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 45
Well, you do what you want, Charlie Harper,
#45
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It doesn't change anything.
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 48
she's still obsessed with me.
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 49
that on a very primal level
#49
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Charlie...
#50