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Season 8  "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"  8x3

Aired 11 years ago - Oct 04, 2010

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 1
Men are always in the mood.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 2
♪ Men. ♪
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 3
You do know how to paint a picture.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 5
but she called and wanted to see me and I just couldn't say no.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 6
Have you lost your mind?!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 7
I get it. I get it. I get it.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 9
Actually he charges $500, but there's a finders fee.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 10
You could learn something from him.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 11
Is he high?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 12
or I'll pull out my ba-ba-ba-belt.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 13
Bing Crosby. The black guy with the sweater.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 14
Huh. That's weird.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 15
Isn't this nice-- eating together as a family?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 16
("Up, Up and Away" ringtone playing)
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 17
Oh... Oh, she's there now?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 18
Okay, let me tell you something.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 20
Charlie, I'm home from work.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 22
Yeah. CHARLIE: Hey, Alan?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 23
Well, uh, uh, he's an elderly fellow
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 24
Found quite a few.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 25
Yes, Charlie, I did.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 26
Do you mind?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 27
Uh, okay.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 29
Okay, admittedly, I may have overplayed my hand a little.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 30
Yeah, not my finest moment.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 31
finds this distasteful?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 32
Your sarcasm is unappreciated, Charlie.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 33
When were you planning to tell me all this?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 34
Okay, as usual, you're just useless.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 35
I don't know. This is new.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 36
(chuckles): Lyndsey is apologizing to me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 37
Okay, then take her for granted and treat her like crap
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 38
Well, I'm putting a little sad face at the end.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 39
But I-I don't want to build our new life together
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 40
Wait, so you're saying when you were married...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 41
by dumping your sins on the woman you love.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 42
Anyway... I got to go.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 43
the occasional weekend here on the beach.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 44
No, no, you had every right.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 45
you just go right ahead and do it.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 46
After that, they tightened up the voting rules.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 47
I lost so much cheese.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 48
Well, as far as I'm concerned, you are all man.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 49
Uh, a few days ago, I-I ran into an ex-girlfriend,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 50
Uh, well, after I ran into her,

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 2
♪ Men. ♪
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 3
You do know how to paint a picture.
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 4 #4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 5
but she called and wanted to see me and I just couldn't say no.
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 6
Have you lost your mind?!
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 7
I get it. I get it. I get it.
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 8 #8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 9
Actually he charges $500, but there's a finders fee.
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 10
You could learn something from him.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 11
Is he high?
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 12
or I'll pull out my ba-ba-ba-belt.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 13
Bing Crosby. The black guy with the sweater.
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 14
Huh. That's weird.
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 15
Isn't this nice-- eating together as a family?
#15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 16
("Up, Up and Away" ringtone playing)
#16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 17
Oh... Oh, she's there now?
#17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 18
Okay, let me tell you something.
#18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 19 #19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 20
Charlie, I'm home from work.
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 21 #21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 22
Yeah. CHARLIE: Hey, Alan?
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 23
Well, uh, uh, he's an elderly fellow
#23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 24
Found quite a few.
#24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 25
Yes, Charlie, I did.
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 26
Do you mind?
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 27
Uh, okay.
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 28 #28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 29
Okay, admittedly, I may have overplayed my hand a little.
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 30
Yeah, not my finest moment.
#30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 31
finds this distasteful?
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 32
Your sarcasm is unappreciated, Charlie.
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 33
When were you planning to tell me all this?
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 34
Okay, as usual, you're just useless.
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 35
I don't know. This is new.
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 36
(chuckles): Lyndsey is apologizing to me.
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 37
Okay, then take her for granted and treat her like crap
#37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 38
Well, I'm putting a little sad face at the end.
#38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 39
But I-I don't want to build our new life together
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 40
Wait, so you're saying when you were married...
#40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 41
by dumping your sins on the woman you love.
#41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 42
Anyway... I got to go.
#42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 43
the occasional weekend here on the beach.
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 44
No, no, you had every right.
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 45
you just go right ahead and do it.
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 46
After that, they tightened up the voting rules.
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 47
I lost so much cheese.
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 48
Well, as far as I'm concerned, you are all man.
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 49
Uh, a few days ago, I-I ran into an ex-girlfriend,
#49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 50
Uh, well, after I ran into her,
#50