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Season 8  "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"  8x2

Aired 11 years ago - Sep 27, 2010

Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

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She's hot
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Lyndsey told me she loves me tonight.
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and the fact that you need a muscle relaxer,
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All right, well, let's keep it that way.
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Lyndsey said she wants me to move out of here
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Oh, please, that was just me crackin' wise.
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Which is why you should move in with her.
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Come on, after all these years,
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No, no, no, no, no, you have my space.
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Hey, you awake?
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what exactly is it you're referring to?
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I don't know, he's got this thing about penises.
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Too big, too big.
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(urinating)
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Snakes, no problem. They all got snakes.
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I'd say bite me, but that's been taken care of.
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(mocking tone): Yes, I think there's a connection.
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Always worked for me.
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O-L-C-U-D?
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Am I making you uncomfortable?
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♪ Men. ♪
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Jake, your father's here!
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I will not have my ex-husband living down the street from me.
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♪ Men. ♪
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No one's going to military school.
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No.
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have decided
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So, I'm losing my weekend beach house?
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Yeah, well, at least I don't watch gay porn.
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Uh, well, Jake, technically you're not allowed.
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I'll just, uh, take one for later.
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What are you doing?
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So? Let them be traumatized.
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Keep packing.
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Oh, won't that be nice.
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Almost.
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No matter how I figure it, there's gonna be one left over.
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Okay, we're leaving.
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Um, I had a good time here.
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(inhales deeply)
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and I will be forever in your debt.
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