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Season 5  "Winky-Dink Time"  5x14

Aired 14 years ago - Apr 14, 2008

Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 1
Call me sometime, charlie, maybe we can get together, have dinner and catch up.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 2
Shs emems ce. Who is she?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 3
♪♪♪♪♪♪
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 4
You're not gonna do it, are you?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 5
Hey, we both benefited from that.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 7
They all have pretty names, alan.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 8
A credit card?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 9
You know, in case there's something you want that might be considered...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 11
Zippy getting a hooker?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 12
Jake, buddy, I don't even know her mother's name.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 13
Great.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 14
Okay. Wait. What?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 15
You're rambling.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 16
Really? Sure, I guess so.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 18
Like you should be knocking on doors, asking people if they've heard the good news!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 19
It turns out, I couldn'T.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 20
Been there, done thaT.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 21
Uh, uh, charlie? Wait.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 22
Carb loading for my upcoming 60-minute dash.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 23
No, it's like a tollbooth.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 24
Well, then why do you always do it?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 25
You need to get your ducks in a row before we get to the restaurant.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 26
You can't get 'em in a row.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 27
and toss you into the carpool lane.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 28
Number one: Dinner with a beautiful woman is never about food.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 30
Number one: I'd like you not to call me mr. Potato head or spongebob smearpants.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 31
So if we're equals, does that mean you're going to split the check with me?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 32
♪ You don't have to put on the red light ♪
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 33
Make me proud.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 34
I'm sitting here waiting for a prostitute and all of a sudden you show up at the front door?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 35
A lot of people masturbate I hear.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 38
And how old are you, honey?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 39
- Ix-nay on the allsbay. - What?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 40
That's what I meant.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 41
when you see a kid's retainer fly out of his mouth when he takes one to the face.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 42
What do you mean?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 44
- That was $400, right? - Five.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 45
Well, you know, I'm not into animals or...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 46
- Uh, uh, hang on a sec. - What?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 47
No, no, of course not. Why would you lie to me? But...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 48
Okay, again...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 49
- Okay. - Okay.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 50
I think competitive eating really changed when that japanese guy started wetting the hot dog buns.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 2
Shs emems ce. Who is she?
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 3
♪♪♪♪♪♪
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 4
You're not gonna do it, are you?
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 5
Hey, we both benefited from that.
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 6 #6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 7
They all have pretty names, alan.
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 8
A credit card?
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 9
You know, in case there's something you want that might be considered...
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 10 #10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 11
Zippy getting a hooker?
#11
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Jake, buddy, I don't even know her mother's name.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 13
Great.
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 14
Okay. Wait. What?
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 15
You're rambling.
#15
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Really? Sure, I guess so.
#16
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Like you should be knocking on doors, asking people if they've heard the good news!
#18
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It turns out, I couldn'T.
#19
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Been there, done thaT.
#20
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Uh, uh, charlie? Wait.
#21
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Carb loading for my upcoming 60-minute dash.
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 23
No, it's like a tollbooth.
#23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 24
Well, then why do you always do it?
#24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 25
You need to get your ducks in a row before we get to the restaurant.
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 26
You can't get 'em in a row.
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 27
and toss you into the carpool lane.
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 28
Number one: Dinner with a beautiful woman is never about food.
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 29 #29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 30
Number one: I'd like you not to call me mr. Potato head or spongebob smearpants.
#30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 31
So if we're equals, does that mean you're going to split the check with me?
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 32
♪ You don't have to put on the red light ♪
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 33
Make me proud.
#33
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I'm sitting here waiting for a prostitute and all of a sudden you show up at the front door?
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 35
A lot of people masturbate I hear.
#35
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And how old are you, honey?
#38
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- Ix-nay on the allsbay. - What?
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 40
That's what I meant.
#40
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when you see a kid's retainer fly out of his mouth when he takes one to the face.
#41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 42
What do you mean?
#42
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- That was $400, right? - Five.
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 45
Well, you know, I'm not into animals or...
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 46
- Uh, uh, hang on a sec. - What?
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 47
No, no, of course not. Why would you lie to me? But...
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 48
Okay, again...
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 49
- Okay. - Okay.
#49
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I think competitive eating really changed when that japanese guy started wetting the hot dog buns.
#50