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Season 7  "Crude and Uncalled For"  7x14

Aired 14 years ago - Feb 01, 2010

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 1
What are you doing in jail?
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He was just callin' to say he wouldn't be home tonight.
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What's your side?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 8
You had that sexy lingerie on and you were so beautiful!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 9
Ask him what happened to the lady.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 12
Now, before we waste money on some expensive lawyer,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 13
Nobody wants to go to jail, sweetie, but let's face it,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 14
There you go, problem solved.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 16
Cause I'm out six years of room, board and incidentals.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 18
It's all part of the festering ugliness of this family.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 19
Thank her. If it was up to me,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 20
Ironic. I just bought my mom a can of worms.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 21
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 23
You're not even going in a courtroom.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 24
You hippie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 25
- get out in the fresh air. - That's wonderful.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 27
You know, we're having a nature ride
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 29
- Thanks very much. - Always nice to bring good news.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 31
What, by sticking them on horses?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 32
And did you hear the way he talked about family?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 33
You know what, I'm not really in the mood.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 34
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I mean, there was a part of me that really enjoyed driving my fist
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 38
who revels in violence?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 39
You're fine. Go to bed, monster.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 40
I got into a bar fight and punched a guy in the face.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 41
Hot, hot.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 43
There were definitely sparks between the two of them.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 44
stumble through life stinking of whiskey and KY Jelly.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 45
If Chelsea were your fiancée, you'd have bigger problems.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 46
- I have no fear. - Of course not.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 47
I don't need the GPS.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 48
We're almost there.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 50
No matter what happens, I know that in my trunk is a thermal blanket,

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 2 #2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 3
He was just callin' to say he wouldn't be home tonight.
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What's your side?
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You had that sexy lingerie on and you were so beautiful!
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 9
Ask him what happened to the lady.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 10 #10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 11 #11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 12
Now, before we waste money on some expensive lawyer,
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 13
Nobody wants to go to jail, sweetie, but let's face it,
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 14
There you go, problem solved.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 15 #15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 16
Cause I'm out six years of room, board and incidentals.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 17 #17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 18
It's all part of the festering ugliness of this family.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 19
Thank her. If it was up to me,
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 20
Ironic. I just bought my mom a can of worms.
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You're not even going in a courtroom.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 24
You hippie.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 25
- get out in the fresh air. - That's wonderful.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 26 #26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 27
You know, we're having a nature ride
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 28 #28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 29
- Thanks very much. - Always nice to bring good news.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 31
What, by sticking them on horses?
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 32
And did you hear the way he talked about family?
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 33
You know what, I'm not really in the mood.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 34 #34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 35 #35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 36 #36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 37
I mean, there was a part of me that really enjoyed driving my fist
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 38
who revels in violence?
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 39
You're fine. Go to bed, monster.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 40
I got into a bar fight and punched a guy in the face.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 41
Hot, hot.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 43
There were definitely sparks between the two of them.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 44
stumble through life stinking of whiskey and KY Jelly.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 45
If Chelsea were your fiancée, you'd have bigger problems.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 46
- I have no fear. - Of course not.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 47
I don't need the GPS.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 48
We're almost there.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 49 #49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 50
No matter what happens, I know that in my trunk is a thermal blanket,
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