S7 E14
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Season 7  "Crude and Uncalled For"  7x14

Aired 12 years ago - Feb 01, 2010

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

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He was just callin' to say he wouldn't be home tonight.
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What's your side?
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You had that sexy lingerie on and you were so beautiful!
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Ask him what happened to the lady.
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Now, before we waste money on some expensive lawyer,
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Nobody wants to go to jail, sweetie, but let's face it,
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There you go, problem solved.
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Cause I'm out six years of room, board and incidentals.
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It's all part of the festering ugliness of this family.
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Thank her. If it was up to me,
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Ironic. I just bought my mom a can of worms.
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You're not even going in a courtroom.
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You hippie.
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- get out in the fresh air. - That's wonderful.
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You know, we're having a nature ride
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- Thanks very much. - Always nice to bring good news.
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What, by sticking them on horses?
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And did you hear the way he talked about family?
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You know what, I'm not really in the mood.
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I mean, there was a part of me that really enjoyed driving my fist
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who revels in violence?
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You're fine. Go to bed, monster.
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I got into a bar fight and punched a guy in the face.
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Hot, hot.
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There were definitely sparks between the two of them.
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stumble through life stinking of whiskey and KY Jelly.
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If Chelsea were your fiancée, you'd have bigger problems.
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- I have no fear. - Of course not.
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I don't need the GPS.
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We're almost there.
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No matter what happens, I know that in my trunk is a thermal blanket,
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