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Season 10  "Cows, Prepare to be Tipped"  10x23

Aired 10 years ago - May 09, 2013

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 1
I was... I was looking at these photos.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 2
which means they're aiming their machine guns at you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 3
Thi-This is a picture of Warren Beatty
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 4
in a hot dog bun.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 6
Oh. It's not working.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 7
Damn it, I forgot jail.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 8
Yeah, I guess, unless you're willing to make the drive.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 9
I became a lifelong Democrat.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 10
Stacey thinks Nicaragua is a gum you chew to stop smoking.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 11
poses for the same picture.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 12
Okay, I'm still gonna moon you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 13
What are you doing home?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 16
Wait, wait.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 17
that all have a tiny dog in their purse.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 20
In a truly weird way.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 21
So, are-are you into photography, too?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 22
Stacey's looking for a job out here.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 23
Uh-huh.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 24
Well, I-I wouldn't want to keep you if...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 26
I mean, you're-you're gonna be gone for a year,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 27
Uh, well, that would be great except you're not old enough
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 28
I'm gonna be going away for a while.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 29
I had a great time tonight.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 31
we can be at the Grand Canyon by sunrise tomorrow.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 32
Hey, Walden, we're going on a father-son trip.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 33
I am so glad you're a cook, not a sniper.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 34
Are you crying?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 35
Um, Stacey's actually out on a date.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 36
And stop looking at my ass.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 37
That's witty banter.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 38
and I was kind of mad at you for a long time.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 39
Well, I appreciate that.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 40
so then I developed some more software and made it all back,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 41
You did yo life backwards.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 42
inventorized it.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 45
No, no, no, no. This is... This one's on me. Um...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 46
unfortunately he was only faithful for six months and...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 47
handsome and young and rich,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 48
I haven't been with anyone for a long time.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 49
They're the last of the Charlie Harper Estate.
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I can't believe my baby boy is all grown up and...

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 2
which means they're aiming their machine guns at you.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 3
Thi-This is a picture of Warren Beatty
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 4
in a hot dog bun.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 5 #5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 6
Oh. It's not working.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 7
Damn it, I forgot jail.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 8
Yeah, I guess, unless you're willing to make the drive.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 9
I became a lifelong Democrat.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 10
Stacey thinks Nicaragua is a gum you chew to stop smoking.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 11
poses for the same picture.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 12
Okay, I'm still gonna moon you.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 13
What are you doing home?
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 15 #15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 16
Wait, wait.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 17
that all have a tiny dog in their purse.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 18 #18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 19 #19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 20
In a truly weird way.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 21
So, are-are you into photography, too?
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 22
Stacey's looking for a job out here.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 23
Uh-huh.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 24
Well, I-I wouldn't want to keep you if...
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 25 #25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 26
I mean, you're-you're gonna be gone for a year,
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 27
Uh, well, that would be great except you're not old enough
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 28
I'm gonna be going away for a while.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 29
I had a great time tonight.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 31
we can be at the Grand Canyon by sunrise tomorrow.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 32
Hey, Walden, we're going on a father-son trip.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 33
I am so glad you're a cook, not a sniper.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 34
Are you crying?
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 35
Um, Stacey's actually out on a date.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 36
And stop looking at my ass.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 37
That's witty banter.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 38
and I was kind of mad at you for a long time.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 39
Well, I appreciate that.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 40
so then I developed some more software and made it all back,
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 41
You did yo life backwards.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 42
inventorized it.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 43 #43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 44 #44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 45
No, no, no, no. This is... This one's on me. Um...
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 46
unfortunately he was only faithful for six months and...
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 47
handsome and young and rich,
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 48
I haven't been with anyone for a long time.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 49
They're the last of the Charlie Harper Estate.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 (S10E23) - 50
I can't believe my baby boy is all grown up and...
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