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Season 10  "I Changed My Mind About the Milk"  10x1

Aired 9 years ago - Sep 27, 2012

Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

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Happy birthday.
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it was like...
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...it's like music.
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You see, Zoey,
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and sleep out in the rain,
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♪ When a man loves a woman ♪
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...will you do me the honor of becoming ♪ She can do no wrong ♪
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♪ Deep down in his soul... ♪
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No.
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Michael Bolton?
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Now she won't return my calls
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No.
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Michael Bolton.
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It's 10:01.
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Not a good idea.
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She's right, Walden. You can come back tomorrow.
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is not complicated.
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There's someone else.
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Well, that clears it up.
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I'm sorry,
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Until they cure glaucoma.
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She's with another guy!
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I don't think the other guy can give her
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Let's just call him "Dick."
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Oh! Humility.
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Um... Berta, please.
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Take it easy.
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So I'm just supposed to accept being alone forever?
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Good one.
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It hides the turkey neck.
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I love couscous! Yeah!
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So you think making a home isn't work?
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I would.
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it's just... if this doesn't work out,
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Yo, forget what I said about giving up women.
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I told you I had a big backyard.
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Yeah, I think so.
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Aw...
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in a short skirt and no underwear.
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