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Season 9  "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"  9x24

Aired 11 years ago - May 14, 2012

Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 1
A very good-natured, but dense wall.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 2
Yes, more of an imposition than me living there for free.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 3
What about him?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 4
What?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 5
Well, that's too bad, you being so short and all.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 6
That is crazy talk.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 7
a little office-warming dieffenbachia.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 8
and wish you well.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 9
Oh, hey, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to the ceremony.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 10
Um, anyway, I was just wondering, um,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 11
and I'm afraid if I can't find him a decent job,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 12
Yeah? Yeah?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 13
Why are you being such a jerk, man?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 14
Billy... He'll be my responsibility.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 15
this is a bad idea.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 16
high bandwidth servers
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 17
Was I lying?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 18
it means the drive is about to fail
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 19
Or outside the building.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 20
Good.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 21
A kid my age can always use an extra 50 bucks.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 22
All right, we have successfully downloaded
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 24
issued as a form of cash compensation.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 25
and yachts and chicks.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 26
Like the kind you get when you download too much...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 29
I went out on a limb for you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 32
we should start our own business.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 33
Hey, maybe we can put other food on a stick and sell it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 34
Did I hear you guys say
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 36
Not so good.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 37
You do realize that your children are not normal.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 38
but, uh, but clearly there's a bad influence involved here.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 39
with a computer and an inkjet printer.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 42
Oh, oh, no-no, you didn't.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 44
You can be as old and as gay as you want.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 45
Except we blow up real people.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 46
Or really any kind of weapon.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 47
...but you don't know him like I do.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 49
Well, the KISS Army.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 50
You're my bigheaded baby.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 2
Yes, more of an imposition than me living there for free.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 3
What about him?
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 4
What?
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 5
Well, that's too bad, you being so short and all.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 6
That is crazy talk.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 7
a little office-warming dieffenbachia.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 8
and wish you well.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 9
Oh, hey, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to the ceremony.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 10
Um, anyway, I was just wondering, um,
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 11
and I'm afraid if I can't find him a decent job,
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 12
Yeah? Yeah?
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 13
Why are you being such a jerk, man?
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 14
Billy... He'll be my responsibility.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 15
this is a bad idea.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 16
high bandwidth servers
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 17
Was I lying?
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 18
it means the drive is about to fail
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 19
Or outside the building.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 20
Good.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 21
A kid my age can always use an extra 50 bucks.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 22
All right, we have successfully downloaded
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 23 #23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 24
issued as a form of cash compensation.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 25
and yachts and chicks.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 26
Like the kind you get when you download too much...
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 27 #27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 28 #28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 29
I went out on a limb for you.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 31 #31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 32
we should start our own business.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 33
Hey, maybe we can put other food on a stick and sell it.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 34
Did I hear you guys say
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 35 #35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 36
Not so good.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 37
You do realize that your children are not normal.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 38
but, uh, but clearly there's a bad influence involved here.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 39
with a computer and an inkjet printer.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 40 #40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 41 #41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 42
Oh, oh, no-no, you didn't.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 43 #43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 44
You can be as old and as gay as you want.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 45
Except we blow up real people.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 46
Or really any kind of weapon.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 47
...but you don't know him like I do.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 49
Well, the KISS Army.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 50
You're my bigheaded baby.
#50