S9 E24
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Season 9  "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"  9x24

Aired 10 years ago - May 14, 2012

Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 (S09E24) - 2
Yes, more of an imposition than me living there for free.
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What about him?
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What?
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Well, that's too bad, you being so short and all.
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That is crazy talk.
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a little office-warming dieffenbachia.
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and wish you well.
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Oh, hey, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to the ceremony.
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Um, anyway, I was just wondering, um,
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and I'm afraid if I can't find him a decent job,
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Yeah? Yeah?
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Why are you being such a jerk, man?
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Billy... He'll be my responsibility.
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this is a bad idea.
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high bandwidth servers
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Was I lying?
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it means the drive is about to fail
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Or outside the building.
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Good.
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A kid my age can always use an extra 50 bucks.
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All right, we have successfully downloaded
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issued as a form of cash compensation.
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and yachts and chicks.
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Like the kind you get when you download too much...
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I went out on a limb for you.
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we should start our own business.
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Hey, maybe we can put other food on a stick and sell it.
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Did I hear you guys say
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Not so good.
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You do realize that your children are not normal.
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but, uh, but clearly there's a bad influence involved here.
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with a computer and an inkjet printer.
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Oh, oh, no-no, you didn't.
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You can be as old and as gay as you want.
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Except we blow up real people.
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Or really any kind of weapon.
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...but you don't know him like I do.
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Well, the KISS Army.
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You're my bigheaded baby.
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