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Season 9  "Thank You for the Intercourse"  9x8

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 07, 2011

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

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on the floor and...
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I donated the piano to a music school for underprivileged kids.
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Yeah, yeah, let me, uh, let me just get
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And now?
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Okay, okay, Alan, Alan,
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Something's different.
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Damn, they got my good bong.
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your uncle's death is really starting to hit me.
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Not gonna happen.
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Then how come he didn't leave me anything?
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Well, let's see.
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And I don't want to be like him.
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He's not listed anywhere.
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A- S-A-P?
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Yeah, but your brother knew how to drink.
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and when you drink, you come here.
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Here you go.
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Here.
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I mean, take my brother.
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Hi.
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I- I never told you this while you were still alive, but...
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Douglas, where are you, boy?
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Is this your house?
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Oh. Nice to meet you, Melanie.
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You know, I was a little worried I wasn't gonna be able
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Well, Mr. Penis is happy.
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I believe if a gal's worth doing, she's worth doing well.
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Berta, how do you feel about casual sex?
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It's walking like Zippy, but it sure ain't talking like Zippy.
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Mr. Harper, we were just making out.
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Well, the same thing applies to the human tongue.
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Here, tell you what.
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He's acting like my Uncle Charlie.
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I mean, I still haven't processed the grief
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My best friend.
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and I'm the United-freakin'- Nations.
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Hey, the only reason people are worried about me is 'cause
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Hey, you remember that shrink that you sent me to?
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I'll tell you what, why don't you get some rest,
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What's your name?
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