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Season 9  "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"  9x7

Aired 10 years ago - Oct 31, 2011

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

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♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪
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I must tell you, Walden, it's so nice to finally
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Charming.
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I thought you were a real estate agent.
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what did you have in mind in terms of redecorating?
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Oh, I'm not a neat freak, but I don't like clutter.
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"A buttload of money""
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What? Of course not, why?
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"I just sent a girl home who told me she loved me
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So remember, the key to balancing the equation
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Lame.
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(laughs)
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That's... that's so funny.
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You know, if he hooks up with you, he goes to jail.
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Does it occur to you that this is his house
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if I didn't have a... what do you call it, interior motive?
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Why would that make me feel better?
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you're carrying on a proud family tradition.
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He's tall, he's handsome, he's vulnerable,
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an actual Japanese person to do it.
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A cooler bed frame,
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No.
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Awesome!
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having sex with a lot of women I haven't met yet.
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Oh, and there's women who look like my wife.
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"And best of all, he's smart as a whip.
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Whoa, Megan, you look very pretty today.
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And grandmas.
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Sweet.
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You mean she's like a cougar?
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I just like saying that.
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That's a very weird thing to keep track of.
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Understood.
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but you get me where I want to go.
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I don't know, I should probably get going.
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W-Well, Alan did say that you're an uber-cougar.
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My son has some serious issues.
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