S9 E16
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Season 9  "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"  9x16

Aired 10 years ago - Feb 13, 2012

When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 2
Mm, but you're not.
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Um, you said...
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Your poop stinks, honey.
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What could Walden possibly see in that,
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Are you saying you like her body?
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Who know...? She's crazy.
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You're terrible.
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Let me make it up to you.
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She's rubbing my nose in it.
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Oh! You want me to help?
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Oh, my God!
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♪ Men.
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Rain or shine, we got to deliver the old package.
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Oh.
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some kind of point to Lyndsey.
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I... had what was probably the best sex of my life last night.
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I was worried we might have kept you awake.
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That's the bad laugh.
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are flying for dinner tonight.
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Oh, don't worry about us.
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outside Santa Barbara where we're gonna
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That's interesting.
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(car horn blaring)
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I might not have a house when I get back.
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Call me in a few years when she's pierced and pregnant
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trade school beat-down.
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Yeah, some of us older than others.
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We're all going to die.
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And second of all, uh, she's not that horrible.
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Are you defending her?
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That's a bad laugh.
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I'm out of tampons.
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Why don't I take that light off your head
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You're so pretty.
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Really? In-in this weather?
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make such a big fuss over a little rain.
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Or I could find another girlfriend.
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Alan's...
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You got to have a plan to nail him down.
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