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Season 9  "Big Girls Don't Throw Food"  9x3

Aired 10 years ago - Oct 03, 2011

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 2
Dishonestly.
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Nice kid with the big head?
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Yeah, but you're a handsome billionaire.
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He's a great kid.
#5
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Wow. Denial isn't just a river in South America.
#6
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It's just temporary.
#7
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No, I'll get the air mattress out of the garage.
#8
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Fine.
#9
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Don't come crying to me when she starts driving you crazy.
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♪ Men. ♪
#12
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Well, that's a stupid rule.
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(sighs)
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Your deal is you got no deal.
#16
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Heck yeah.
#17
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I'm too freakin' smart.
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(blowing)
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What do you want, Jake?
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Walden and I have that in common.
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How many zeros in a million, Jake?
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you're not a prodigy.
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Of course, I'm the dummy sleeping on the floor.
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Sure.
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Oh, yeah, I told him that's what I did.
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So you really quit high school?
#28
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But your sneakers don't match each other.
#29
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keep in mind that kids like him are looking for role models,
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Really? I got to sit?
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Much like the G-spot.
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the only way to reopen it is to allow time to pass.
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Good luck.
#36
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Uh, don't blame me; blame Jake.
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I got to pee!
#38
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We already do.
#39
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(sighs) Let me finish.
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I got a lot more money now.
#41
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What, and you don't think that's me?
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I know, but it's something
#43
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Those feelings don't just go away.
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Big girls don't throw food.
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(laughing)
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What clock? You're a live-in.
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I didn't.
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You come back here, young man!
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You're Alan's ex, right?
#50