S9 E23
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Season 9  "The Straw in My Donut Hole"  9x23

Aired 10 years ago - May 07, 2012

Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.

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Take the tea.
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Ah... Oo-ho-ho-ho!
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complete with a deluxe sports satellite package
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You have to ask for them specifically.
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Poor guy, living with all that guilt.
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Oh, bollocks.
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Look, I see these kind of scam artists all the time
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Uh, B-Berta, Alan's hungry.
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so she headed down to the restaurant
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Hey, you.
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Er?
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How can you afford a condo in Palm Springs?
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I just figured you didn't like me.
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Don't worry, you lovely blue ladies,
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for a guy who recently stared into the jaws of death.
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Uh, let me put my cobbler down.
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How fortuitous.
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Well, I've got some good news.
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Um, uh, is this confidential, what we're saying?
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Uh, my girlfriend, my ex-wife,
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And once my girlfriend finds out that I'm healthy,
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Uh, again, as your doctor,
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Don't be a schmuck.
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Uh, listen, could you run down to the deli
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It's real bad. Oh.
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Well, uh, remember when I was a kid
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Yep, they're closed.
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It's the safest way for Alan to get up and down the stairs.
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For God's sake.
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My Uncle Fred had a blood clot in his leg,
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sticking the straw in my donut hole?
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You may have everyone else around here fooled,
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You've been warned.
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How about that?
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I asked one of the private investigators for my law firm
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