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Season 9  "What a Lovely Landing Strip"  9x11

Aired 10 years ago - Dec 05, 2011

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 1
And once I sign them, my marriage will be over forever.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 2
Oh, uh, you got a pen?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 4
I will give you a hundred dollars to borrow that pen.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 5
♪ Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 7
Right, right, right, right, right, right.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 8
- Mm. So... - Hmm?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 9
Oh, that a new restaurant?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 11
We can go surfing in Fiji, skiing in the Alps,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 12
if we should be making Christmas plans just yet.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 13
Oh, God, stop it.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 14
Yeah, there is a bit of deja vu.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 15
I could write a book.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 17
No, it means that I like her.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 18
She thinks I'm on the rebound.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 19
Dude, even I know that's wrong.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 20
Oh, I get it. You're a chick.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 21
This is absolutely ridiculous.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 22
Oh, I'm not trying to have sex with you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 24
What about getting a diamond necklace for a girl
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 25
Oh, God, you didn't buy me a pony, did you?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 26
But don't worry, one phone call and she's out on her ass.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 27
PILOT (over P.A.): Mr. Schmidt, we'll be descending
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 28
WALDEN (British accent): Hello, Heathrow!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 29
Want to explain the hat?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 31
Hey, man...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 32
♪ Zoey, Zoey, Zoey, Zoe, Zoey... ♪
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 34
Is everything okay? You don't look happy.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 35
He met his wife on a rebound,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 36
(whispering): It's a trap, don't answer.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 37
I just, I-I...shouldn't we be taking it slow?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 39
date two women at the same time?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 40
Wait, you said I was immature.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 41
Can we just hold on for one second?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 42
Do you think you and Mom would ever get back together?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 43
But used a different word than "freakin'."
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 44
No, no, I-I have a conundrum.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 45
for months now, but since I met Zoey, I'm not so sure.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 47
Yeah, but if I get back together with her,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 48
Zoey it is.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 49
Welcome back.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 50
I don't think it's a good idea to sleep with you,

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 2
Oh, uh, you got a pen?
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 3 #3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 4
I will give you a hundred dollars to borrow that pen.
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 5
♪ Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 6 #6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 7
Right, right, right, right, right, right.
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 8
- Mm. So... - Hmm?
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 9
Oh, that a new restaurant?
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 10 #10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 11
We can go surfing in Fiji, skiing in the Alps,
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 12
if we should be making Christmas plans just yet.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 13
Oh, God, stop it.
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 14
Yeah, there is a bit of deja vu.
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 15
I could write a book.
#15
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No, it means that I like her.
#17
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She thinks I'm on the rebound.
#18
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Dude, even I know that's wrong.
#19
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Oh, I get it. You're a chick.
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 21
This is absolutely ridiculous.
#21
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Oh, I'm not trying to have sex with you.
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 23 #23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 24
What about getting a diamond necklace for a girl
#24
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Oh, God, you didn't buy me a pony, did you?
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 26
But don't worry, one phone call and she's out on her ass.
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 27
PILOT (over P.A.): Mr. Schmidt, we'll be descending
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 28
WALDEN (British accent): Hello, Heathrow!
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 29
Want to explain the hat?
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 31
Hey, man...
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 32
♪ Zoey, Zoey, Zoey, Zoe, Zoey... ♪
#32
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Is everything okay? You don't look happy.
#34
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He met his wife on a rebound,
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 36
(whispering): It's a trap, don't answer.
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 37
I just, I-I...shouldn't we be taking it slow?
#37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 38 #38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 39
date two women at the same time?
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 40
Wait, you said I was immature.
#40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 41
Can we just hold on for one second?
#41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 42
Do you think you and Mom would ever get back together?
#42
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But used a different word than "freakin'."
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 44
No, no, I-I have a conundrum.
#44
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for months now, but since I met Zoey, I'm not so sure.
#45
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Yeah, but if I get back together with her,
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 48
Zoey it is.
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 49
Welcome back.
#49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 50
I don't think it's a good idea to sleep with you,
#50