S9 E10
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Season 9  "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"  9x10

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 21, 2011

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

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Oh, I know that game--
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that picks the food out of a hippo's teeth.
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Indeed I did.
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I want a quarter of a million anything.
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Men.
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Quicken 95, Lotus 1-2-3... um... WordPerfect, Tetris.
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To be clear, they took the boy out of the bubble
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'Cause these aren't real diamonds.
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Ooh.
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Where's your broom?
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Hundred bucks! Thanks, boss.
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If, you know, Superman was a... vagina.
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In retrospect, I should've had them made out of poop and tears.
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My precious!
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Uh, it's complicated.
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- You don't, do you? - Not at all.
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She decided she didn't want to be married anymore,
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The furniture?
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Oh, you regret it?
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Mmm, I noticed the bright white tan line.
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All right, I'm a lawyer.
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Oh, sure, I can see that. (chuckles)
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Hi, again.
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Oh...
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What are you looking to get for it?
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Men.
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around a while before you introduce him-- me.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Face it, you're not ready to be dating yet.
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Men.
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Oh. So much for Jake's lucky condom, huh?
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Well, I might as well put my ring back on.
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(weakly): Oh, good.
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You leave your clothes on the beach,
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What do you mean, why? I need money.
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