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Season 9  "A Possum On Chemo"  9x14

Aired 12 years ago - Jan 16, 2012

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 1
I was rather looking forward to Italian, so...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 2
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh... ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 4
Charming.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 5
that men look much more attractive
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 6
Oh. Wow.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 7
Alan, go say hello to her.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 8
Just go say hello to her.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 9
Good luck.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 10
Real good.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 11
Alan, this is my friend Dylan.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 12
Um, I-I should get back to my date.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 14
Why don't they just make chips with the dip already on 'em?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 15
See, that's a million-dollar idea.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 16
Yeah. Those guys are, like, too stupid to live.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 18
Well, a clean-shaven face will do that for a man.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 19
Hey.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 20
Mind if I hang out with you guys?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 21
Really? Was she with Dylan?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 22
Wait. Are we talking about the guy with the Ferrari?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 23
Um, does your mom ever mention me?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 25
It's French for "bang your mom."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 26
Do you really hate my beard that much?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 27
but there's a cocktail party at my office this weekend,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 28
I'm sorry.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 29
Aw, man!
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LYNDSEY (moaning): Oh, Dylan!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 32
and trading sex for cigarettes.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 33
No, Zoey didn't order me to shave or cut my hair.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 34
All right, Samson, what do you want?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 35
Huh.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 36
(knocking)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 37
Are you calling me a nag?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 38
then what's the point?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 39
Now, are we going to your stupid office party or what?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 40
♪ Men.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 41
Wait, wait.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 42
Let me give you an example.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 43
And that's a problem?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 44
I mean, the entire time I was with him,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 45
Your standards are so much lower than Dylan's.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 46
I could sit here and fart like a buffalo,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 47
(both moaning)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 48
Whew! That's a dead buffalo.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 49
Hi.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 2
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh... ♪
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 3 #3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 4
Charming.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 5
that men look much more attractive
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 6
Oh. Wow.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 7
Alan, go say hello to her.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 8
Just go say hello to her.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 9
Good luck.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 10
Real good.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 11
Alan, this is my friend Dylan.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 12
Um, I-I should get back to my date.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 13 #13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 14
Why don't they just make chips with the dip already on 'em?
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 15
See, that's a million-dollar idea.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 16
Yeah. Those guys are, like, too stupid to live.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 17 #17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 18
Well, a clean-shaven face will do that for a man.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 19
Hey.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 20
Mind if I hang out with you guys?
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 21
Really? Was she with Dylan?
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 22
Wait. Are we talking about the guy with the Ferrari?
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 23
Um, does your mom ever mention me?
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 24 #24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 25
It's French for "bang your mom."
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 26
Do you really hate my beard that much?
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 27
but there's a cocktail party at my office this weekend,
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 28
I'm sorry.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 29
Aw, man!
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 30
LYNDSEY (moaning): Oh, Dylan!
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 31 #31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 32
and trading sex for cigarettes.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 33
No, Zoey didn't order me to shave or cut my hair.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 34
All right, Samson, what do you want?
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 35
Huh.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 36
(knocking)
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 37
Are you calling me a nag?
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 38
then what's the point?
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 39
Now, are we going to your stupid office party or what?
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 40
♪ Men.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 41
Wait, wait.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 42
Let me give you an example.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 43
And that's a problem?
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 44
I mean, the entire time I was with him,
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 45
Your standards are so much lower than Dylan's.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 46
I could sit here and fart like a buffalo,
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 47
(both moaning)
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 48
Whew! That's a dead buffalo.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 49
Hi.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 50 #50