S9 E22
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Season 9  "Why We Gave Up Women"  9x22

Aired 10 years ago - Apr 30, 2012

Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

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No!
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make you better?
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♪ Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪
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(chuckles) You're going to have to.
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Just check the box "Domestic Partner."
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I guess there's nothing to do now but wait.
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I think he'd fake a shark attack.
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It was the form. It was just easier.
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That's why we gave up women. Am I right?
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Fan-tastic.
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but you're going to be fine.
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No, you can stay as long as you want. As long as you need.
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You just relax and feel better, okay?
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There's a tube attached to my wiener.
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EVELYN: My God. He's going to be okay? WALDEN: Yeah.
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JUDITH: No, we definitely should not.
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and I know you'd like to take care of him, but...
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(chuckling moan)
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Ah, Alan, that hurts.
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Charlie's dead.
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(whispers) Charlie...
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to turn your life around.
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Did not need to know that.
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or the nutsack under my hooha.
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Then my work here is done.
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No, just until he gets back on his feet.
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The man is the herpes of houseguests.
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I didn't want you to have to pay one more penny for me.
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Are you sure?
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Let the man have his pride!
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But she's right.
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Yeah, well, sometimes life just isn't fair.
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Okay, good night.
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And beholden to no one.
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ZOEY: It's odd...
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What I would like to do
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Hi! (giggles)
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He might share some of his pot with us.
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So, what do you think?
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But aren't you proud of me? I mean, I did what you said.
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But I-I-I thought you wanted me to be a better person.
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What's so horrible about it?
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Men...
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