S9 E6
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Season 9  "The Squat and the Hover"  9x6

Aired 10 years ago - Oct 24, 2011

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 2
Uh-huh. So, uh, so this is all...
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This-- wedding video.
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Well, the half that she gave me.
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I'm going to sell this place and move to New York.
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Like a shrink?
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You can't blame his shrink for that.
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♪ Men. ♪
#8
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That's not an angry gesture. This is an angry gesture.
#9
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No, and I don't want to talk about it.
#10
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Oh.
#11
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Well, after Dad left, she raised me by herself.
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Hello.
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 14
She did everything for me.
#14
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That Bridget's right and I am emotionally immature?
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That's the last thing my dad said before he disappeared.
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I'm thinking three times a week.
#17
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was I really having sex with my mother?
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Bye.
#19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 20
Uh, I would like a jumbo hot dog,
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It's my wife.
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I mean, you're prettier, but he's more...
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Hey, Alan, Hi.
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More like Mogadishu, cleft palates and burn victims.
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Um, we should go.
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What a loser.
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He is to you as you are to me as I am to a howler monkey.
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Um, your wife clearly attracts some extraordinary men.
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What do you mean?
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Are you kidding me? It was perfect.
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It's nice to meet you, Danny.
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Kiki.
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Maybe I have to spell it out for you.
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Cheers.
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I just make it a home.
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and then flip them over to our team?
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So you used me.
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Now, are we gonna do this?
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Uh... I guess my first hint
#43
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So when did you come out?
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So, girlfriend, scale of one to ten,
#45
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I still don't understand.
#46
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So how'd your wife react when you told her you were gay?
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Yeah, you know, I-I... love him.
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Really?
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Sorry. I'm sorry.
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