S9 E17
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Season 9  "Not in My Mouth!"  9x17

Aired 10 years ago - Feb 20, 2012

A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.

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"Why do I smell pee?"
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You know how I feel about you, right?
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(sighs)
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You think?
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Anyway, I think you just have to be patient with Zoey.
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people throwing up.
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if I'm gonna end it, now would be a good time.
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I can't... I... I can't just leave th...
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LINDSEY: Crap,
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Nigel, di-isgusting.
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Are you sharing this information just to upset me?
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Enjoy her.
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the way that they are.
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Walden, I'm about to leave on an important business trip,
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next time you jet to Francisco.
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Hey, can I have 75 bucks for the new Call of Duty?
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Who had corn chowder for dinner last night?
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Oh, no, no, gosh, no.
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WOMAN: That's great.
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can I talk to you for a minute?
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My friends call me... Jake.
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Oh, I met her in the elevator.
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I'd have never have had a girlfriend, a wife or a mother.
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24. How old are you?
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Where are you?
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But sitting here for the last 40 minutes
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that if I do say them, something bad will happen.
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and a Swatch watch from Russell Brand.
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In fact, the whole reason I called is
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No, no, Zoey, it's not what you think! Oh, good-bye, Walden.
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Looks like someone cleaned a deer in the bathtub.
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and fly to London and beg for forgiveness.
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You're kidding. Yeah. Come on.
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Thank you, Walden.
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No boarding passes, no airport security,
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Oh. Thanks.
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Wally, this is so romantic what you're doing.
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I know I give you a hard time,
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ALAN: Oh! Oh!
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PILOT (over PA): Okay, folks,
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