S1 E13
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Season 1  "Sarah Like Puny Alan"  1x13

Aired 18 years ago - Jan 13, 2004

Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor, who is out for revenge on her cheating husband, and her sister who's a hot soap opera actress, and needs Alan to come along. The problem is that Alan gets sick from Jake, so Charlie takes them to a steam room to help Alan get rid of his flu symptoms. This backfires, as Charlie also gets sick, but he has no intentions of canceling the date.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 2
Anything else I can do to enhance your evening?
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Hasn't anybody noticed I'm sick and miserable here?
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Ieather balls out of here.
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Not really.
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Don't worry. If he can't, I will.
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We're all sick, darling, but we use discretion.
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I don't know. I am kind of thirsty.
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As a matter of fact, I'm famished. Order me...
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We'll have something sent back for him.
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Hey. Looking good.
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Well, somebody does.
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There is no great news.
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No, but I hear the sister's a bit of a freak.
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Okay. That's very caring and sensitive.
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The Seals and Crofts concert?
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You weren't complaining when you were on her shoulders
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-She's an actress on some soap opera. -Really, which one?
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So we just sit here and be hot?
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That's good. Get it out now, because most women hate that noise.
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It's a rabbi, Jake.
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I'm sorry. It's not that I don't appreciate you,
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It's not about Jake. I haven't been on a date since college.
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Okay, look at it this way.
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It is?
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and the girls should be here in a little while for drinks.
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Charlie, you're burning up.
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I figure we'll take them out for an early dinner and then...
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Anyway, we'll take them to the lvy...
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Thanks.
#39
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Nominated for two Daytime Emmys.
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Please, Charlie. I was gonna suck it up for you.
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Find a gun and shoot me in the eye.
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so that the body can heal itself.
#43
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but I guess now is as good a time as any.
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You think I'm some kind of phony?
#45
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So instead you spent, what, two weeks at Back Snapper U?
#46
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Crap!
#47
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You could've been a respected studio musician.
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Since you're being honest, I guess I can admit,
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Yes, we could.
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