S1 E8
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Season 1  "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snootful"  1x8

Aired 18 years ago - Nov 10, 2003

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 1
You set me up. You lured me into that classroom
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 2
Okay, that I just lied about.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 3
The rest of them.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 5
Judith and l will produce and direct. Together.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 6
with your allegedly gay ex-wife?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 7
A gay woman would not fake orgasms for 12 years just to protect my feelings.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 8
Hey, slow down.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 9
All this energy for me and you
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 10
It's not. Fire me, please.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 11
Wear your flip-flops in the co-ed bathrooms
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 12
See? Maybe the easiest way to do this is for us to write the actual song.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 13
-Like the old days. -Yeah. Except this time I'm not a virgin.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 14
Suck?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 15
Except if my Dad moves back to Mom's house,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 16
Gin.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 17
Robert Fulton, Eli Whitney
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 18
Careful what you wish for, pal.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 19
But we've got a rehearsal at Jake's school.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 20
I'm not gonna face all those pre-pubers without a snootful.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 21
Really? Good news?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 22
Anger, grief, denial.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 23
But I wouldn't recommend that for an amateur.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 24
A woman who would do such a thing cannot be trusted.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 25
How could I possibly make it any worse?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 26
Start splitting them up early. That's your answer for everything, isn't it?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 29
Stand up.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 30
We've been getting along because I don't feel trapped,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 33
Lerner and Lowe are out in the hallway working things out.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 34
-They're fighting again, aren't they? -Yeah, what can I tell you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 35
Okay, it's been fun.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 36
But you know what? You know what? I'm through.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 38
You're not our teacher. Why should we listen to you?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 39
Now, listen, rehearsal's over. You can all go home.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 40
He's almost famous. He wrote the Maple Loops song.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 42
It's the sweetest breakfast treat It's maple-licious
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 43
From the magic chocolate mountain
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 44
What do you know. Maybe I don't hate kids.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 45
I'm sorry I didn't give you a heads up about the divorce papers.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 46
Stick, pump or can
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 47
Yeah, we'll take it from here, okay?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 48
These are my people.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 49
Plumber in a Jar. Let's really sell it this time.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 50

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 2
Okay, that I just lied about.
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 3
The rest of them.
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 4 #4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 5
Judith and l will produce and direct. Together.
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 6
with your allegedly gay ex-wife?
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 7
A gay woman would not fake orgasms for 12 years just to protect my feelings.
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 8
Hey, slow down.
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 9
All this energy for me and you
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 10
It's not. Fire me, please.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 11
Wear your flip-flops in the co-ed bathrooms
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 12
See? Maybe the easiest way to do this is for us to write the actual song.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 13
-Like the old days. -Yeah. Except this time I'm not a virgin.
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 14
Suck?
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 15
Except if my Dad moves back to Mom's house,
#15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 16
Gin.
#16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 17
Robert Fulton, Eli Whitney
#17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 18
Careful what you wish for, pal.
#18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 19
But we've got a rehearsal at Jake's school.
#19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 20
I'm not gonna face all those pre-pubers without a snootful.
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 21
Really? Good news?
#21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 22
Anger, grief, denial.
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 23
But I wouldn't recommend that for an amateur.
#23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 24
A woman who would do such a thing cannot be trusted.
#24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 25
How could I possibly make it any worse?
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 26
Start splitting them up early. That's your answer for everything, isn't it?
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 27 #27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 28 #28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 29
Stand up.
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 30
We've been getting along because I don't feel trapped,
#30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 31 #31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 32 #32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 33
Lerner and Lowe are out in the hallway working things out.
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 34
-They're fighting again, aren't they? -Yeah, what can I tell you.
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 35
Okay, it's been fun.
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 36
But you know what? You know what? I'm through.
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 37 #37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 38
You're not our teacher. Why should we listen to you?
#38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 39
Now, listen, rehearsal's over. You can all go home.
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 40
He's almost famous. He wrote the Maple Loops song.
#40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 41 #41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 42
It's the sweetest breakfast treat It's maple-licious
#42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 43
From the magic chocolate mountain
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 44
What do you know. Maybe I don't hate kids.
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 45
I'm sorry I didn't give you a heads up about the divorce papers.
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 46
Stick, pump or can
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 47
Yeah, we'll take it from here, okay?
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 48
These are my people.
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 49
Plumber in a Jar. Let's really sell it this time.
#49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 50 #50