S1 E21
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Season 1  "No Sniffing, No Wowing"  1x21

Aired 18 years ago - May 03, 2004

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 1
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Right on.
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Seeing as how you're my brother's lawyer and all,
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-That's fine. I don't care. -You are very special.
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-Man, this just keeps getting hotter. -But I need you to do something for me.
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-You're going to leave? -I'm done.
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Charlie, go.
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I don't want to watch TV. I want to play my Gameboy, and it's in your room.
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or your early-afternoon nap?
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Judith is demanding half of my book collection.
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Then one night, maybe someone goes and gets them back.
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What's that?
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I'm making a living, Charlie.
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-I'm on the phone with Laura. -Say hi for me.
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-What happened to the TV? -There's nothing dirty on.
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If the right lawyer gets their hands on him, they could really make him sweat.
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-Where's my Gameboy? -I'll buy you a new one.
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You've gotta be kidding.
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And she wants you to take Jake out and buy him a new Gameboy.
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that would negatively influence my nephew.
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I do okay.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 24
Okay, let me just say here that I love Jake
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Okay, yes.
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-Woman in the shower? -Don't help them.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 28
Okay, now that's a totally different... Whoa, man!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 29
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Look, Stuart, we both know you're on a fishing expedition here, right?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 31
Oh, God!
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but we still need to finalize the property settlement.
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That was the only thing in my bedroom that moved when I touched it.
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So let's just keep the squishing to a minimum.
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Nothing. Not a thing.
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No, of course not, Alan. I'm a professional.
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Okay, Laura, look.
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Just make yourself at home, Crystal. That's the ocean.
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You are going to be very sorry, Charlie Harper.
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Actually, our appraisers came in at $16,500.
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I understand there's a dispute over the massage chair.
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-Okay, what else would you like? -What else?
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Yeah, like every other time Judith screwed me.

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Right on.
#2
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Seeing as how you're my brother's lawyer and all,
#3
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-That's fine. I don't care. -You are very special.
#4
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-Man, this just keeps getting hotter. -But I need you to do something for me.
#5
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-You're going to leave? -I'm done.
#7
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Charlie, go.
#8
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I don't want to watch TV. I want to play my Gameboy, and it's in your room.
#9
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or your early-afternoon nap?
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 11
Judith is demanding half of my book collection.
#11
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Then one night, maybe someone goes and gets them back.
#12
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What's that?
#13
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I'm making a living, Charlie.
#14
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-I'm on the phone with Laura. -Say hi for me.
#15
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-What happened to the TV? -There's nothing dirty on.
#16
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If the right lawyer gets their hands on him, they could really make him sweat.
#17
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-Where's my Gameboy? -I'll buy you a new one.
#19
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You've gotta be kidding.
#20
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And she wants you to take Jake out and buy him a new Gameboy.
#21
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that would negatively influence my nephew.
#22
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I do okay.
#23
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Okay, let me just say here that I love Jake
#24
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Okay, yes.
#26
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-Woman in the shower? -Don't help them.
#27
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Okay, now that's a totally different... Whoa, man!
#28
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Look, Stuart, we both know you're on a fishing expedition here, right?
#30
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Oh, God!
#31
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but we still need to finalize the property settlement.
#32
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That was the only thing in my bedroom that moved when I touched it.
#33
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So let's just keep the squishing to a minimum.
#34
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Nothing. Not a thing.
#40
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No, of course not, Alan. I'm a professional.
#41
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Okay, Laura, look.
#43
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Just make yourself at home, Crystal. That's the ocean.
#44
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You are going to be very sorry, Charlie Harper.
#45
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Actually, our appraisers came in at $16,500.
#46
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I understand there's a dispute over the massage chair.
#47
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-Okay, what else would you like? -What else?
#48
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Yeah, like every other time Judith screwed me.
#50