S1 E24
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Season 1  "Can You Feel My Finger?"  1x24

Aired 18 years ago - May 24, 2004

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 1
So, what else is new?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 2
Wait, so this is a common occurrence? Don't you take precautions?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 3
razor blades, cotton balls.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 4
And extra-strength, double latex, for coyote Tuesdays.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 5
Snipped is what you get for $12 at Supercuts.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 6
and decide I want to raise a family?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 8
So, Mr. Harper, you want a vasectomy?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 10
There can be sexual impairment?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 11
Do you write with your testicles?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 14
- Good. - Hang on.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 15
So, frozen sperm.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 16
dim the lights, put on a little sweet soul music...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 17
You deal with prostates and penises all day, you better have a sense of humor.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 18
Jake, Grandma came all the way over here to spend some time with you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 20
A little birdie told me you were in a urologist's office yesterday.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 21
I just brought up Dr. Shankman because no one has noticed my new tushie.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 22
I'm done. Can I go play in my room?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 23
You're selfishly robbing me of grandchildren.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 26
Come on, I'm doing laundry. I want to finish a load before I go.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 28
So, what's in the bag?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 30
There is another container inside this bag, right?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 31
No!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 32
Are you nuts? You can't put that in the freezer.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 33
Thanks to you, I got to reschedule the whole deal for this afternoon.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 35
A vasectomy is a very simple operation.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 36
Keep going, you're doing great.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 38
My pleasure. Is Charlie gonna be okay?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 39
- I'll tell Jake you're here. - Okay.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 40
- You need a hand? - No, get out.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 41
That's a perfectly natural way to relieve stress.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 43
- Forget it, Alan. - I wish I could.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 44
What difference does it make? We both know I'm not daddy material.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 45
Why don't you jump up on the table,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 46
Don't forget to put a cone around his head so he doesn't bite at the stitches.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 49
I know, but how "meet cute" is this?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 50
You got a little mirror so I can check out the back?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 51
Yeah. I love you, too. Breathe, honey. Just breathe.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 2
Wait, so this is a common occurrence? Don't you take precautions?
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 3
razor blades, cotton balls.
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 4
And extra-strength, double latex, for coyote Tuesdays.
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 5
Snipped is what you get for $12 at Supercuts.
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 6
and decide I want to raise a family?
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 7 #7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 8
So, Mr. Harper, you want a vasectomy?
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 9 #9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 10
There can be sexual impairment?
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 11
Do you write with your testicles?
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 13 #13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 14
- Good. - Hang on.
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 15
So, frozen sperm.
#15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 16
dim the lights, put on a little sweet soul music...
#16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 17
You deal with prostates and penises all day, you better have a sense of humor.
#17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 18
Jake, Grandma came all the way over here to spend some time with you.
#18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 19 #19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 20
A little birdie told me you were in a urologist's office yesterday.
#20
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I just brought up Dr. Shankman because no one has noticed my new tushie.
#21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 22
I'm done. Can I go play in my room?
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 23
You're selfishly robbing me of grandchildren.
#23
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Come on, I'm doing laundry. I want to finish a load before I go.
#26
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So, what's in the bag?
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 29 #29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 30
There is another container inside this bag, right?
#30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 31
No!
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 32
Are you nuts? You can't put that in the freezer.
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 33
Thanks to you, I got to reschedule the whole deal for this afternoon.
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 34 #34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 35
A vasectomy is a very simple operation.
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 36
Keep going, you're doing great.
#36
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My pleasure. Is Charlie gonna be okay?
#38
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- I'll tell Jake you're here. - Okay.
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 40
- You need a hand? - No, get out.
#40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 41
That's a perfectly natural way to relieve stress.
#41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 43
- Forget it, Alan. - I wish I could.
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 44
What difference does it make? We both know I'm not daddy material.
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 45
Why don't you jump up on the table,
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 46
Don't forget to put a cone around his head so he doesn't bite at the stitches.
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 47 #47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 49
I know, but how "meet cute" is this?
#49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 50
You got a little mirror so I can check out the back?
#50
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 51
Yeah. I love you, too. Breathe, honey. Just breathe.
#51