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Season 1  "Merry Thanksgiving"  1x10

Aired 18 years ago - Nov 24, 2003

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 1
To settling down, to having a family,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 2
But the sex was awesome though, right?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 3
and you want me to talk you out of it.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 4
Bo is not a clown.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 5
Hey, I can commit to long pants. I was just focused on the shirt today.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 6
-I'm like, Mr. Family Guy. -Yeah, right, "Family Guy."
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 7
until you resolve your issues with your mother.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 8
You know, communication, self-reflection,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 9
This from a guy who offered my sister a car
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 10
-Okay, this is going nowhere. -Lisa, wait. I'm sorry.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 11
-So, you're all alone for Thanksgiving? -Yeah, why?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 12
We're gonna have a big family dinner right here.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 13
-Oh, and Lisa might come. -Okay, what's going on?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 15
I'm touched.
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and she needs to believe I'm capable of changing.
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-What do you think? -Okay, how can I help?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 18
"forget that your parents are driving all the way from Sacramento
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 19
No way in hell. Are you insane? What's wrong with you?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 20
Why is everybody so damn literal?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 21
I'll have someone there to do the cooking, the serving, and the cleaning.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 22
Pretty, please.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 23
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 25
Like I've been telling you, I've changed.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 26
And these, of course, are her wonderful parents,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 27
-Hi, Lisa. So nice to see you again. -Hi, Alan, long time.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 28
that even though you and our daughter are no longer married,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 29
This is really Judith's family. Let's go find mine.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 31
-just like your father did. -Dad's a doctor.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 32
I want more money.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 33
than the one who picked out his hideous furniture.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 34
-Because I'm divorcing him. -Who told you to go and do that?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 35
I love you, Charlie, but you're not gonna change my mind.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 36
-You know what I mean. -I know exactly what you mean.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 37
I really think your daughter deserves a lot of respect.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 38
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Don't worry. Charlie and I had sex once, but now we're just friends.
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I'm thankful for the birdie's feet.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 44
I'm thankful for my mom and dad, and my Uncle Charlie,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 45
Okay, well, I'm thankful that I can spend the holiday with
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 46
you weren't nicer to me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 47
who has no compunction about prescribing powerful sedatives.
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as unwitting participants in my desperate charade.

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But the sex was awesome though, right?
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 3
and you want me to talk you out of it.
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 4
Bo is not a clown.
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 5
Hey, I can commit to long pants. I was just focused on the shirt today.
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 6
-I'm like, Mr. Family Guy. -Yeah, right, "Family Guy."
#6
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until you resolve your issues with your mother.
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 8
You know, communication, self-reflection,
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 9
This from a guy who offered my sister a car
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 10
-Okay, this is going nowhere. -Lisa, wait. I'm sorry.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 11
-So, you're all alone for Thanksgiving? -Yeah, why?
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 12
We're gonna have a big family dinner right here.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 13
-Oh, and Lisa might come. -Okay, what's going on?
#13
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I'm touched.
#15
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and she needs to believe I'm capable of changing.
#16
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-What do you think? -Okay, how can I help?
#17
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"forget that your parents are driving all the way from Sacramento
#18
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No way in hell. Are you insane? What's wrong with you?
#19
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Why is everybody so damn literal?
#20
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I'll have someone there to do the cooking, the serving, and the cleaning.
#21
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Pretty, please.
#22
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Like I've been telling you, I've changed.
#25
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And these, of course, are her wonderful parents,
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 27
-Hi, Lisa. So nice to see you again. -Hi, Alan, long time.
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 28
that even though you and our daughter are no longer married,
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 29
This is really Judith's family. Let's go find mine.
#29
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-just like your father did. -Dad's a doctor.
#31
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I want more money.
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 33
than the one who picked out his hideous furniture.
#33
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-Because I'm divorcing him. -Who told you to go and do that?
#34
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I love you, Charlie, but you're not gonna change my mind.
#35
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-You know what I mean. -I know exactly what you mean.
#36
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I really think your daughter deserves a lot of respect.
#37
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Don't worry. Charlie and I had sex once, but now we're just friends.
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I'm thankful for the birdie's feet.
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 44
I'm thankful for my mom and dad, and my Uncle Charlie,
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 45
Okay, well, I'm thankful that I can spend the holiday with
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 46
you weren't nicer to me.
#46
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who has no compunction about prescribing powerful sedatives.
#47
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as unwitting participants in my desperate charade.
#49